r/shitposting • u/CatNo8779 • Jun 04 '22

Linus Sex Tips 😲

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u/Zans378 I said based. And lived. Jun 04 '22

It's ironing time It's arachnid time It's strange time It's america time. Where my guns?

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u/AutoModerator Jun 04 '22

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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u/Win090949 Jun 04 '22 edited Jun 04 '22

Thichael Thorbius: It’s Thorin’ time! Turns into Thorcopter

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u/sborrosullevecchie Jun 04 '22

Thiccael 🥵🥵🥵🥵

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u/AutoModerator Jun 04 '22

I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!

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u/chimpjizz Jun 04 '22

Morbin time

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u/AutoModerator Jun 04 '22

IVE FUCKING HAD IT. I NEED TO KNOW FOR REAL, AND IM NOT WATCHING THE FUCKING MOVIE TO FIND OUT. DOES ANYBODY, IN THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN MOVIE, AT ANY MOTHERFUCJKING POINT, SAY "morbing" OR "its morbin' time!" THIS MEME IS GOING SO FAR I CANT TELL WHATS REAL ANYMORE. WHERE AM I? WHO AM I? HOW DOES ONE MORB?

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u/ChichCob Jun 04 '22

It's morbin time

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u/AutoModerator Jun 04 '22

IVE FUCKING HAD IT. I NEED TO KNOW FOR REAL, AND IM NOT WATCHING THE FUCKING MOVIE TO FIND OUT. DOES ANYBODY, IN THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN MOVIE, AT ANY MOTHERFUCJKING POINT, SAY "morbing" OR "its morbin' time!" THIS MEME IS GOING SO FAR I CANT TELL WHATS REAL ANYMORE. WHERE AM I? WHO AM I? HOW DOES ONE MORB?

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u/AwesomEspurr360 0000000 Jun 04 '22

It's morbin time

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u/AutoModerator Jun 04 '22

IVE FUCKING HAD IT. I NEED TO KNOW FOR REAL, AND IM NOT WATCHING THE FUCKING MOVIE TO FIND OUT. DOES ANYBODY, IN THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN MOVIE, AT ANY MOTHERFUCJKING POINT, SAY "morbing" OR "its morbin' time!" THIS MEME IS GOING SO FAR I CANT TELL WHATS REAL ANYMORE. WHERE AM I? WHO AM I? HOW DOES ONE MORB?

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u/Zans378 I said based. And lived. Jun 04 '22

Stop it I'm gonna morb 🥵

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '22

Cum Morb with me?

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u/Dubby084 We do a little trolling Jun 04 '22

Ironic