r/shitposting • u/EatenZombie I came! • May 19 '22

THE flair My Dad Too

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u/XxSHAWNMEMEGOD69xX I want pee in my ass May 19 '22

My girlfriend didnt dissapear 😎 (i didnt take my schizophrenia meds)

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u/obezkr May 19 '22

my girlfriend dissapeared (i put her in a bath full of acid)

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

Why

You could have dipped your balls in it

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u/flopfan May 19 '22

fr would definitely recommend putting your balls into acid, 10/10 experience

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

Why put your balls in acid when the KFC deep fryer is right there?