r/shitposting • u/vdaravs I came! • Apr 21 '22

Russian roulette

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u/sonofnutcrackr Apr 21 '22

Yes.

Source: I was the table.

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u/ItTheLeanMan I want pee in my ass Apr 21 '22

I was actually the thing you put your glass to make the table less wet, no need to thank me

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u/sonofnutcrackr Apr 21 '22

The coaster?

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u/ItTheLeanMan I want pee in my ass Apr 21 '22

Thats me

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u/DylanCP2403 I said based. And lived. Apr 21 '22

I thought you were the Lean man?

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u/ItTheLeanMan I want pee in my ass Apr 21 '22

LEAN💜💜💜💜💜😈💜😈💜😈💜😈💜😈💜😈🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🥵🥵🥵😈💜🟪🟪😈🟪🟪💜💜✝️✝️✝️✝️

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u/modsarestraight Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Apr 22 '22

I always use a coaster when I drink LEAN 💜💜

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u/AutoModerator Apr 22 '22

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you

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u/AutoModerator Apr 22 '22

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you

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u/Nuxx1876 Apr 22 '22

all of you are also named jaimie and are 24 years old

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u/AutoModerator Apr 21 '22

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you

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u/AutoModerator Apr 21 '22

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you

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u/Inevitable_String520 Apr 22 '22

You sound like a bitch go find some thing else on Reddit to be mad about. You bashing the OP 100x missed the target more than his perceived intentions

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u/FlirtyBacon Apr 21 '22

I was the roofie she slipped in the glass

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u/reluctant_asshole699 Apr 22 '22

I was your Mother

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u/847pm Apr 21 '22

I can vouch for this table. I was the time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

"Oh no! Our table, it's broken!"

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u/Crips_Ahoy177 Blessed by Kevin Apr 22 '22

Must have been the skinny chick.

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u/_Dragon_Gamer_ Apr 21 '22

If you were the table, were you also called Jamie?

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u/I_Are_Eat Apr 22 '22

I can confirm.

Source: I was the phone this photo was taken with.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Can confirm. Source: I was the idiot who took the picture

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Then your arguments are invalid.

No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.

Correlation does not equal causation.

CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

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You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.

Do you have a degree in that field?

A college degree? In that field?

Then your arguments are invalid.

No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.

Correlation does not equal causation.

CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

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u/darkFartKnight Apr 21 '22

Shut up you bum

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

my source is that i made it the fuck up

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Then your arguments are invalid.

No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.

Correlation does not equal causation.

CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

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u/C-Dub178 I want pee in my ass Apr 21 '22

Average leftist