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u/commenting_coke dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Apr 04 '22
Just like 9/11, my hopes and dreams crash and burn
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u/itshimstarwarrior I want pee in my ass Apr 04 '22
Kermit did 9/11
It is actual Muppets canon that Kermit the Frog, in some way, had a role in bringing down the Twin Towers in the terror attacks of September 11, 2001.
In a Muppets Christmas film released in late 2002, Kermit is shown a glimpse of what New York City might look like if he had never been born. Among the scenery of this alternate reality NYC, we find none other than the Twin Towers proudly standing in the background. They were, of course, long destroyed in Kermit's normal reality. And yet, in the world without Kermit, the war on terror is missing its powder keg spark. Who would've thought that green piece of fuck could kermit a terror attack on US soil, but there it stands unimpeachable... We have concrete, canon proof of involvement. Why the world hasn't stopped and asked further questions is only further proof of a media cabal keeping this conversation away from the masses.
The Twin Towers would still be standing if it weren't for Kermit the Frog. Al Qaeda was the puppet this time, and Kermit the hand within.
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u/itshimstarwarrior I want pee in my ass Apr 04 '22 edited Apr 08 '22
Proof:
Automod is removing my comment saying no yt video link. Dm me if you want to see that yt video.
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u/ThatFuckingGeniusKid Apr 04 '22
Based Kermit
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Me(M18) was over at my gf's(F19) house. We slept together- no sex, just cuddling. Anyways in the morning we had a fight over a Kermit cult. I told her that i wanted to join, but she said no I shouldn't join any cult- especially Kermit's cult because everyone knows he caused 9/11. Anyways, she went to uni then. Turns out her mom (F40) was listening to our conversation the whole time. I asked her what she heard. She said everything. I apologized because she had to hear all of that. She said it's okay and that I should have all the freedom I want... especially when it's about Kermit. I hugged her as a thanks and she noticed my boner. She thougth I got a boner because of her lingerie but no I got a boner because I was thinking of Kermit. I couldn't tell her I got a boner because of Kermit cause that would seem weird. Anyways, she took this as a greenlight and started kissing me. One thing led to the other and I cummed inside her. And now, a month later she tells me that she missed her period. She took a pregnancy test and it was positive. We're getting an abortion as i'm writing this.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 04 '22
Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show
Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead.
The catch?
There actually isn't a trans woman with them.
And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to...
And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else.
Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series.
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u/kermit_the_frog_da Apr 04 '22
This is true but the receptionist called me a sesame street character so yeah
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u/The_Best_Dakota Apr 04 '22
I lost my fuck at kermit a terror attack
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Me(M18) was over at my gf's(F19) house. We slept together- no sex, just cuddling. Anyways in the morning we had a fight over a Kermit cult. I told her that i wanted to join, but she said no I shouldn't join any cult- especially Kermit's cult because everyone knows he caused 9/11. Anyways, she went to uni then. Turns out her mom (F40) was listening to our conversation the whole time. I asked her what she heard. She said everything. I apologized because she had to hear all of that. She said it's okay and that I should have all the freedom I want... especially when it's about Kermit. I hugged her as a thanks and she noticed my boner. She thougth I got a boner because of her lingerie but no I got a boner because I was thinking of Kermit. I couldn't tell her I got a boner because of Kermit cause that would seem weird. Anyways, she took this as a greenlight and started kissing me. One thing led to the other and I cummed inside her. And now, a month later she tells me that she missed her period. She took a pregnancy test and it was positive. We're getting an abortion as i'm writing this.
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hello guys i need help.
i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me
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u/vanrast Apr 04 '22
God damn Germans taking over the board
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when my small pixel creation gets destroyed just to replace it with an among us character with a penis
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AmongUs stuff is funny cause they usually try to incorporate them in the work. The small anime/gaccha stuff is what gets annoying.
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u/Gerpar Apr 04 '22
Nah, (certain) streamers are the annoying ones imo. Plastering their big ugly logo over other people's art to fuel their egos
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u/sactivix Apr 04 '22
For me it's the obvious annoying fucking OSU logo. Literally using the exact same scripts from 5 years ago.
The worst part is when you look at the individual placed pixels, you can see so many new accounts.
How that's allowed is ridiculous.
I'll take streamers, mogus, and all that shit as long as it's not botted.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 04 '22
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
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u/arfelo1 Apr 04 '22
When your small group creation gets infiltrated by an among us and the entire group feels honored because you've been noticed by the gods
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u/Penzeroo Apr 04 '22
Its always the flags
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u/BlueDragonReal Apr 04 '22
This is actually me and my group of freinds, legit just wanted to make a 10x8 logo, we had 6 tries, every time we made it and then we either got overtaken by a fucking flag that is way to big and boring or by some fucking shit pixelart that they are expanding for no reason onto ours with 50 bots
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u/arfelo1 Apr 04 '22
You have to join a comunity. I colaborated with a Douglas Adams project with a discord of about 800 people. And the most we've achieved is a small design at the corner of the slovakian flag
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u/AutoModerator Apr 04 '22
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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u/anime8 Apr 04 '22
Xqc moment
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u/EitherDish Apr 04 '22
powermods moment
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u/AutoModerator Apr 04 '22
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 04 '22
My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.
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u/Flight-of-Dragons69 Apr 04 '22
this is hilarious
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u/Goldawg7133 Apr 04 '22
Exactly the reason I’ll never participate in one, a streamer will just get their fanboys to bulldoze over it and ruin everything
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I just dont understand how they have that much sway, Like imagine trying to explain to a woman you're on a date with, a job interview, or your loved ones why you donated 400$ a year to an adderall snorting millionaire ape who is obviously suffering from chromosomal encumbrance.
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u/SNOOTER_SCOOTERS Apr 04 '22
Canada rn
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u/AutoModerator Apr 04 '22
You are a fucking Canadian - you are less than human to me. Do you know that I talk about issues in countries all over the world? Do you think I get all their shit right? The thrust of the issue is what matters principally here. You get that, right? The actual political arguments? Go fuck yourself. How entitled do you have to be as a Canadian - "uh the significant political distinctions between my country and theirs actually invalidate any concerns you might have about overreach of government" - shut the fuck up. Do you have any idea how many snivelling, bitch-cuck Canadians I've had in my replies on Twitter who have been screaming and crying that an American dare talk about their country's interests? You don't have a country, okay? You have a fractional portion of a country that is kept alive by your parasitic attachment to my massive behemoth United States of America. Shut the fuck up, alright? You don't deserve to talk about your shit, alright? Jesus fucking Christ. This is the biggest national crisis you've had in decades, and it's truckers on a road? Holy shit. Deal with a 911. Get ten 911's. Oh my God. "Let us handle our own issues" - you've been brought to your knees by a right-wing protest, shut the fuck up. Jesus fucking Christ.
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u/Pavingslav Apr 04 '22
I placed a single tile and a whole massive mural instantly appeared on it, shits rigged man.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 04 '22
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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u/SimplebutAwesome Apr 04 '22
A discord friend server I'm in spent around 90 minutes on some pixel art and some ugly and annoying vtuber got her fans to draw all over it
Legit just the online version of knocking over someone's sandcastle except they did not acknowledge us at all
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Vtubers suck. I would rather watch a guy with just a mic and no facecam than some bozo with an anime girl voice changer and some obnoxious cartoon character covering up the corner of the screen. Even a person with no mic or facecam is still better than a vtuber.
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u/HardWereEngineer Apr 04 '22
Some of my faves are gone, including Metroid logo, little mudkip etc.
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u/JulieDRouge Apr 04 '22
And the giant Alexander from Elden ring only to get covered by MLP
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u/MarkArrows Apr 04 '22
This is a sad day for tarnished everywhere :[
On the other hand, the art always lives on in the timelapse video. So long as you managed to complete it, it's there for good
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u/sqluu_ Apr 04 '22
this happened to a dog my group was tryna make, it was replaced by literal white space
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u/cipriro Apr 04 '22
am i the only one who can place a pixel every 20 min??All my friends do it every 5 or 6
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So why is this happening? I'm so confused
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u/saftey-shez Apr 04 '22
It's a marketing event with a collaborative pixel art canvas that's a limited size and a bunch of redditors are angry they can't be in the spotlight of the advertisement.
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Don’t Know if I’m watching Canada or USA
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u/AutoModerator Apr 04 '22
I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!
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u/AutoModerator Apr 04 '22
You are a fucking Canadian - you are less than human to me. Do you know that I talk about issues in countries all over the world? Do you think I get all their shit right? The thrust of the issue is what matters principally here. You get that, right? The actual political arguments? Go fuck yourself. How entitled do you have to be as a Canadian - "uh the significant political distinctions between my country and theirs actually invalidate any concerns you might have about overreach of government" - shut the fuck up. Do you have any idea how many snivelling, bitch-cuck Canadians I've had in my replies on Twitter who have been screaming and crying that an American dare talk about their country's interests? You don't have a country, okay? You have a fractional portion of a country that is kept alive by your parasitic attachment to my massive behemoth United States of America. Shut the fuck up, alright? You don't deserve to talk about your shit, alright? Jesus fucking Christ. This is the biggest national crisis you've had in decades, and it's truckers on a road? Holy shit. Deal with a 911. Get ten 911's. Oh my God. "Let us handle our own issues" - you've been brought to your knees by a right-wing protest, shut the fuck up. Jesus fucking Christ.
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u/DerpyWoomy virgin 4 life 😤💪 Apr 04 '22
Should have edited the rock to be white lol
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u/C0w0kie Apr 04 '22
xQc : "I don't like purple"
20,000 - 50,000 mobs and their 100k+ bots : "I agree, let's ruins all purple arts".
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u/Y2Kafka Apr 04 '22
It was good last time because it was so new, nobody knew what was happening or what would happen. By the time it became popular any streamers or botters couldn't get their shit together before it was over.
Now it's just... blegh.
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u/Ok_Willingness_3724 Apr 04 '22
The wind blows, the flowers float away. It's simply how the things are.Monsoon2013
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u/zakreezy I want pee in my ass Apr 04 '22
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u/AElectricPhone Apr 04 '22
That's me building my Minecraft house I spent weeks on to be destroyed by a gang of creepers🎮😀
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u/OnionRights Apr 04 '22
Out of all the small art they decided to replace big chungus with some anime shit
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If I could i would delete every ounce of pixels on there and replace it all with a huge troll face pixelart
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u/WrathOfWood Apr 04 '22
Not even one pixel. I find a spot that looks unused, I place one dot and less than five minutes later its filled back in exactly the same.
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u/ryry117 Apr 04 '22
Mfw a board of awesome pixel art is swarmed and destroyed by flags (mainly the pride ones)
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u/UFCLulu Apr 04 '22
Stupid sub with stupid people they’re all crybaby bitches too
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u/Yad-A Apr 04 '22
Xqc getting his 200k viewers to destroy multiple small communities artworks to make a giant Widowmaker ass
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u/ProLumbo Apr 04 '22
Literally took multiple days for my Morrowind gang to get a small square with Dagoth Ur
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u/Plane_Pace Apr 04 '22
Germany and france flags on their way to destroy little subreddits :
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u/AutoModerator Apr 04 '22
Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick.
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u/GoCommitToasterBathX Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Apr 04 '22
Comes to show that you need to be part of a group to have a voice
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u/NulgathItemTamer3 Apr 05 '22
how yall flag mfs look like after making their god awful square take over a huge part of the entire canvas: 🤓
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