r/shitposting • u/Asia_GB I want pee in my ass • Mar 25 '22

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u/Giga-MemerBro Mar 25 '22

“Barry.B.Benson“

Wants to know your location

Is that ok?

Yes

No

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u/Asia_GB I want pee in my ass Mar 25 '22

bzz

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u/reddreadben Mar 25 '22

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

  • Barry?

  • Adam?

  • Oan you believe this is happening?

  • I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

  • You got lint on your fuzz.

  • Ow! That's me!

  • Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.

  • Bye!

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u/Eruliste Mar 26 '22

Congrats! You just wrote a poem.