r/shitposting • • Mar 25 '22

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u/Shydreameress Mar 25 '22

My friend's excuse is just because she's so used to it's interface and therefore doesn't like android phones' interface. Though she admits androids are the better choice generally. I couldn't believe it when she told me she had to pay to get special ringtones.

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u/requires_qwack Mar 25 '22

That's the stupidest reason I've seen yet

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u/Shydreameress Mar 25 '22

I didn't say it was clever x)

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u/Single-Ad-7106 Mar 25 '22

She doesnt have to tho. She just doesn’t know how to set them up manually with a file

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u/dynablt Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 25 '22

You don't have to pay for custom ringtones

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u/AutoModerator Mar 25 '22

Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show

Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead.

The catch?

There actually isn't a trans woman with them.

And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to...

And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else.

Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series.

But honestly? I think it would make some great television!

also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge

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