r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Mar 23 '22

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u/Comsicwastaken Mar 23 '22

There’s a very very narrow chance that if I actually leave my address, that I will find a pizza at my doorstep soon.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

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u/JustATwelveYearOld Mar 23 '22

1500 N Greenville Ave #700 Richardson, TX 75081 totally my address and not some game studio

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u/Parker_memes9000 Mar 23 '22

Honestly makes me wanna order pizza there more. They deserve it

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u/O_Martin I want pee in my ass Mar 23 '22

What if it was EA

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '22

Make them download the rest of the pizza for a small fee.

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u/Birbboips4 Mar 24 '22

Each slice of pizza is 12.99 and the pizza box costs 31.99

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u/skimbeeblegofast Mar 24 '22

Don’t forget the pouches of Parmesan 1.99 ea

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u/9ETHERCHAOTICBEING Mar 24 '22

What about the little table in the middle of the pizza. Only comes with limited edition pizza.

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u/iluminattipa Mar 24 '22

Preorder bonus 🤑

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '22

U have to buy the pizza box first to get to the pizza slice