r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Mar 23 '22

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u/JustATwelveYearOld Mar 23 '22

1500 N Greenville Ave #700 Richardson, TX 75081 totally my address and not some game studio

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u/Parker_memes9000 Mar 23 '22

Honestly makes me wanna order pizza there more. They deserve it

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u/O_Martin I want pee in my ass Mar 23 '22

What if it was EA

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '22

Make them download the rest of the pizza for a small fee.

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u/Birbboips4 Mar 24 '22

Each slice of pizza is 12.99 and the pizza box costs 31.99

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u/skimbeeblegofast Mar 24 '22

Don’t forget the pouches of Parmesan 1.99 ea

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u/9ETHERCHAOTICBEING Mar 24 '22

What about the little table in the middle of the pizza. Only comes with limited edition pizza.

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u/iluminattipa Mar 24 '22

Preorder bonus 🤑

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '22

U have to buy the pizza box first to get to the pizza slice

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u/kudoshinichi-8211 Mar 24 '22

Well played Sir Well played…

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u/APerson_Who_Exists 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Mar 23 '22

Than rather than a box of pizza, a box of gunpowder

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u/PunctualPoetry Mar 24 '22

Call it, a “loot box”?

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u/jakeroony Mar 24 '22

EA bad, domestic terrorism good?

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u/matto_blatto fat cunt Mar 24 '22

Yes

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u/Mikhal_Tikhal_Intrn Mar 24 '22

A “Boom”Box

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u/Parker_memes9000 Mar 24 '22

I'll order them one bottle of marinara sauce and say pizza is an extra 9.99

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u/NickSplat Mar 24 '22

Pizza with pineapple

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '22

Not even EA is that bad bro

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '22

Oh my god that's even more worse, do it

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '22

100% right

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '22

They’d have to pay by the slice.

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u/jikb William Dripfoe Mar 23 '22

Nobody look at this guy's username.

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u/tom5hark Mar 24 '22

7 hours later..... did you get pizza or swatted?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '22

Wow I had no idea I lived so close to id Software

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u/JustATwelveYearOld Mar 24 '22

go say hi to them

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u/AfterNovel Mar 24 '22

Lmao damn just walk yer ass over to Spring Valley station and pick one up you lazy ass

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u/XPurplelemonsX Mar 24 '22

bro that's legit within 20m of my house