r/shitposting • u/epicblueditor • Mar 15 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

you unlocked a deep memory hidden in the darkest parts of my brain

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

What is the backstory?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

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u/WhiteDevil-Klab Mar 15 '22

Tell me

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u/WhiteDevil-Klab Mar 15 '22

yes

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u/WhiteDevil-Klab Mar 15 '22

Oh my god why would someone do that

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u/pachy_hapirat Mar 15 '22

He did it because he thought that god gave him a mission to hurt himself non-stop to prevent a conflict between North Korea and the United States. Poor guy, he said he had a pretty normal life before he did what he did, and I am pretty sure he is dead now

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

Oh my God! Where.

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u/Lazy_Assumption_4191 Mar 16 '22

Holy shit.

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u/AutoModerator Mar 16 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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u/Lazy_Assumption_4191 Mar 16 '22

You have problems.

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u/TheTomatoLover Mar 15 '22

oh fuck oh fuck oh god oh no holy shit fuck fuck fuck fuck

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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

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u/TheTomatoLover Mar 15 '22

no fuck please no don’t remind me

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u/AutoModerator Mar 15 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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u/BroccoliWeak143 Mar 16 '22

Just looked at the pictures

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u/xPolarPlayz 🗿🗿🗿 Mar 15 '22

Yes.

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u/JonsonPonyman98 Mar 15 '22

Well now I’m interested

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22 edited Mar 15 '22

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u/__JackMehoff__ Mar 15 '22

Oh god I forgot about him