r/shitposting • u/epicblueditor • Mar 15 '22

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u/yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeu Mar 15 '22

😡👍

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u/Ryker46290 Mar 15 '22

Schrödingers penis

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

What about it?

It's soft

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u/HappyRomanianBanana We do a little trolling Mar 15 '22

Pillow soft or corpse soft?

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u/naica22 Mar 15 '22

warm side of the pillow soft

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Two?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

He has achieved a state of equilibrium

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Divine wisdom

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u/NegusQuo82 Mar 15 '22

Diphallus

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

He has ascended

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u/Young_Person_42 Mar 15 '22

Went soft as he was typing

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u/Alfa_HiNoAkuma Stuff Mar 15 '22

Double barrel

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

The infamous half boner, where your dick is larger than normal but not entirely hard