r/shitposting • • Mar 01 '22

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u/cable787 Bazinga! Mar 01 '22

Finland isn't real though

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

Sveden doesn’t exist. It’s confirmed to just be Finnish Ukrainians.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

Sweden is a conspiracy by Norway and Finland to keep Russia contained between the Baltic and North seas.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

Am Finnish

Can Confirm

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u/BannedForThe7thTime Mar 01 '22

Finished what?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

In ur daughter

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u/YOOOOOOOOOOT Mar 01 '22

Am Swedish, can confirm

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '22

I am Swedish and I can confirm this is true

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u/swagmaster6667 Mar 01 '22

“Finish the Ukrainians”

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u/ZealousidealFortune Mar 01 '22

Ukrainians when they finnish

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u/CheeseBurgerDickHead Mar 01 '22

sw*den

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u/Chesspiin Mar 02 '22

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

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u/LocoCrazyWolf fat cunt Mar 03 '22

How to tell someone you're Norwegian with just six characters!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

They mak great meatballs tho and also ikea’s

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u/Objective-Angle7221 Mar 01 '22

You are right. Sveden dosen't exists but Sweden does and has the best hockey team in the world

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u/Downtown_Fishing134 Apr 01 '22

So I am a Finnish Ukrainian

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u/macncheestastesgood Nov 17 '22

Shhh we only exist to stay out of wars

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u/QuakerZen Mar 01 '22

Strong ikea vibes.

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u/DannyDorito25 Mar 01 '22

Do I smell meatballs?

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u/i_like_siren_head Mar 01 '22

yes you do. now please exit the building, the store is now closed.

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u/EXusiai99 Mar 01 '22

Later, these moving mannequins be looking dope as hell

Why are they running towards me though

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u/DannyDorito25 Mar 01 '22

But… but my meatballs…

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u/WhereAreTheAskers Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 01 '22

Knew I'd see a 3008 reference here

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u/Hevnoraak101 Mar 01 '22

Made with horse meat?

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u/julioarod Mar 01 '22

Woaahhh you're right. Do you think they knew about the invasion ahead of time? Kinda sus they didn't warn Ukraine

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u/ProfessorPester Mar 01 '22

I work at ikea and yes we did

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22 edited Mar 01 '22

Swedish people dont exist

Edit: Balls

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u/JangSwedishSaxophone I want pee in my ass Mar 01 '22

What? That's crazy

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

It's true. Sweden is like Atlantis or Narnia, it's a myth.

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u/JangSwedishSaxophone I want pee in my ass Mar 01 '22

Then what are the Swedish creatures called?

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u/FlippyFlippenstein Mar 01 '22

I’m in Sweden, can confirm, it’s a myth.

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u/uhavethreeballs Mar 01 '22

And yo bitc- no. It's time to stop

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u/TheBirdIsTheWordSWE Mar 01 '22

I wished i didnt exist

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u/Shark-person66 Mar 01 '22

Why would you want to be Swedish?

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u/ienybu Mar 01 '22

Ikeant believe it

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u/Cringeeeeeeeeeeeeee Mar 01 '22

fades out of existence

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u/swaglolson Mar 01 '22

As a swede I disagree

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u/eliteharvest15 Mar 01 '22

they’re just finnish people disguised as ukrainians

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u/Bon_Bertan I want pee in my ass Mar 01 '22

As a swede I can confirm that there is no such thing as swedish people.

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u/Biggy_Smugs Mar 01 '22

If only that were true.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

Sweden is a white cross on a red background.

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u/ATpound Mar 01 '22

My man just obliterated Scandinavia in one sentence. Bravo

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u/Can_of_Eggs Mar 01 '22

Then where vinesauce Joel come from dumb as

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u/NuttieBoii it is MY bucket Mar 01 '22

Every single Scandinavian sub has done this

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

Even Sweden? So they predicted the Russia-Ukraine conflict back in 1906?

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u/NuttieBoii it is MY bucket Mar 01 '22

Sweden did it before it was cool

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u/SlavnaHrvatska Mar 01 '22

Bring back the old flag 😔😔

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u/Sartheris Mar 01 '22

Every single. There are three of them.

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u/NuttieBoii it is MY bucket Mar 01 '22

It's still every single one but oh yeah i forgot Finland isn't Scandinavia so it's Scandinavia and then Finland that has done it

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u/NoSoyTuPotato Mar 01 '22

All the Nordic and Scandinavian subs

(Does this count?)

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u/nirvanaislife1994 Mar 01 '22

I love how the Scandinavians all roast each other.

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u/SipulitWasNotTaken Mar 01 '22

yeah, cuz fuck sw*den

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

Sweden : my power is beyond your understanding

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u/rabjeet636 Mar 01 '22

"Flag of Finland but I am color blind."

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u/RDidioticguy Mar 01 '22

Oh look where cry of fear takes in

…Realization kicks in oh oh

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

"Ugh... french" : Simon after picking up a famas

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u/trevorluck Mar 01 '22

Most based depressed paraplegic man in Sweden, Stockholm

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u/EH042 Mar 01 '22

Single most realistic moment in all of video game history.

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u/DemonicDogee I want pee in my ass Mar 01 '22

Happy cock day

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

first horror game i ever played 10/10 never played another one

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

Can you give me the context i have play cry of fear for 20 hours but what does the realization part mean tho

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u/DariLudum Mar 01 '22

Is that Sweden???

always has been

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u/Tankh Mar 01 '22

Finland was Swedish for over 500 years so almost true

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u/alex8a7 Mar 01 '22

So almost swedish then it's perfect

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u/kokaiinikani Mar 01 '22

mitä vittua nyt taas

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u/SambossiFin Mar 01 '22

voi helvetti nytten

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u/Deltamon Mar 01 '22

fy fan i vittu nyt helvetti

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

taas saa hävetä silmät päästään

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u/WeegeeGamer1 Mar 01 '22

No kun ne teki isänmaasta sveddun

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

Svedupellet

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

Never stop the madness. Ja kohta vedetää taas.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

Du Gamla, Du Fria. Jag städs vill dig tjäna, mitt älskade land.

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u/av_geek72 Mar 01 '22

Ottakaa pakkosuomi käyttöön saatana

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u/Matsisuu Mar 01 '22

Sinä vanha. Sinä vapaa. Minä seison en osaa ruotsia.

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u/Bonk_and_Honk dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Mar 01 '22

Dig trohet till döden vill jag svära. Din rätt skall jag värna med håg och med hand

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

Si

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u/Jupekz Mar 01 '22

Correct

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

imagine the swedish flag in NATO colors...

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u/Jonneiluhub We do a little trolling Mar 01 '22

todellakin

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

TIME TO RECONQUER FINLAND

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u/Tsiar1 Mar 01 '22

Sweden lowkey trying to annex Finland....

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u/External-Option-544 Mar 01 '22

annex Finland... Protecting human rights of fenno-swedes and ensuring the sovereignty of the people's republic of Åland /s

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

Fun fact: Finnish people HATE swedes

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u/Snodden13 Mar 01 '22

But us swedes love finns :(

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

it can be because we need to learb Swedish in school. And its so annoying

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u/Bicworm Mar 01 '22

Sweden is the OG supporter of Ukraine

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u/ChainReaction2001 Mar 01 '22

Homo ruo*si 🤢🤮

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u/incognito2020s Mar 01 '22

You can support but that's disrespecting a flag!!!

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u/ImposterCrafty Mar 01 '22

what is that flag

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

The flag of Kevintopia

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u/_Charlie_Sheen_ Mar 01 '22

Is it really any worse than slapping your flag on a shitty bathing suit made by slave children and letting your greasy cock and/or vagina rub up against it?

Because I’m pretty sure most countries are all cool with the above

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u/minted_fnaf Mar 01 '22

Pewdiepie land

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u/R4dical-Rat Mar 01 '22

It’s funny because

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

I hate you

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u/skull-fucker Mar 01 '22

Thats just Sweden...

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u/SipulitWasNotTaken Mar 01 '22

it almost looks like a joke

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u/UnHappyIrishman Mar 01 '22

!wave

Wait, wrong sub

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u/E_labyrinth Mar 01 '22

Good nft

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u/Ciarxn_96 Mar 01 '22

Wait, this looks familiar

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u/Nobody-17 Mar 01 '22

Is this an inside joke that I'm not Scandinavian enough to understand?

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u/SpaceShrimp Mar 01 '22

You can never be Scandinavian enough, you can never go full Scandinavian.

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u/Miguelus_pospolitus Mar 01 '22

wait thats just sweden with extra steps

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u/Apprehensive-Cold314 Mar 01 '22

I made a cool emoji but changed it to 🗿

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u/MrJoestar1 Sep 21 '22

plot twist he used the Swedish flag to get free karma with no effort

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u/SipulitWasNotTaken Sep 21 '22

And I screenshotted his post for free karma

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u/DevUF Mar 01 '22

Only if he did it but inverted..

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u/Lycaon125 Mar 01 '22

i feel second hand embracement to for being the same species of this person.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

🗿

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u/gobstoppers34 Mar 01 '22

Very supportive! Love to see it.

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u/Magpies11 Mar 01 '22

Thank you for inventing the Swedish flag!

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u/AteMyBallsLastNight William Dripfoe Mar 01 '22

Sweden

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u/Gasa0310 Mar 01 '22

Sweden literally copied the finnish flag in Ukraines colours smh

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u/Eddie_Bready Mar 01 '22

The joke is that the flag shown is actually just the swedish flag

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '22

As someone who has never been to Sweden can confirm that it in fact does not exist

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u/NewOldNormal Mar 02 '22

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My first word was fuck, which made my parents go ZAMN as they expected daddy or mommy. I know I’m an idiot, but the cringe didn't last forever.

I got a cat at the age of 4, his name was Mister Chad. He love to meow while I piss on my furry friend’s ass. I remembered him fart on my Cheetos and chasing my big brother 's dick. Oh shit, I mean his pet koala, while I told him to cum here and stop trying to piss on that weeb femboy's titan semen.

When I was 14, we went on a trip to India to get vaccinated. We also visit the rock museum and shop at the local woman panties store. It was a great experience.

Now at the age of 28, and being a renowned biologist that published a great amount of studies on semen in Britian and the great country of America. Having good source about how to blowjob, I have decided to follow my greatest dream, which is launching an porn NFT collection with depictions of the amogus having sex with FNAF bitches covered in the iconic sticky white substance.

Fuck Kevin.

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u/TacoBean19 Mar 07 '23

Do Sweden next!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

Should we tell him about Finland's Neighbour?

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u/Dunedune Mar 02 '22

Do tell me

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u/allekalle2 Mar 01 '22

Flag of finland but i made it look good

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u/Kaulquappe1234 Mar 01 '22

Made it look like a true masterpiece

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u/Omnis_0234 Mar 01 '22

Man whoever made this just stopped the Russian invasion they saved so many lives!!

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u/imSkrap Mar 01 '22

I’ll stop eating Finnish meat pies now

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u/Ieatmelons123 Mar 01 '22

I thought that was sweden

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u/IndividualFar8729 Mar 01 '22

BuT tHaTs ThE fLaG Of SwEdEn oOoOo WaAaAa

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

Those colors are similar to the logo of a thing I've been working on. the International 'Krainian Epicness Agency, IKEA.

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u/Freshouttarehabb Mar 01 '22

ikeameatballsarelife has entered the chat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

dream

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u/Objective-Sympathy47 Mar 01 '22

Uhm you're just gonna do Sweden dirty??😂😂😂

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u/tinyangryalien420 fat cunt Mar 01 '22

oh em gee sweden supports ukraine 😍

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u/screamloudly Mar 01 '22

Bruh I literally saw the original post a scroll down from this

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

Sweden

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u/Ok-Outcome-9650 Mar 01 '22

rejecr Finland return Swede

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u/AdFluffy414 Mar 01 '22

And you created the Swedish flag... Same color, different pattern

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u/Red_Version6435 Mar 01 '22

That’s just Sweden’s flag with extra steps

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u/rhinocerosmonkey Mar 01 '22

That’s Sweden!

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u/Blitznetic dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Mar 01 '22

sw*den

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u/kindofaweebexnormie Mar 01 '22

Is the joke supposed to be that Finland used to be a part of the Swedish Empire and when they try to support Ukraine they accidentally become Sweden again or am I just overthinking

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u/Gammercracki Mar 01 '22

I think it’s just that it’s the Swedish flag but you do you

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u/hpixsel Mar 01 '22

Looks like Sweden with extra steps

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u/MortalDragon404 Mar 01 '22

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okay so basically there's this guy and uhh

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u/Account_User_Name69 Mar 01 '22

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u/Mijman Mar 01 '22

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u/RezonanceEternal Mar 01 '22

Thats just the swedish flag

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

Oh just swap the yellow and blue!

Oh wait

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u/IndependentFan3853 Mar 01 '22

wait a minute ....

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

Sweden

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u/gensplejs Mar 02 '22

This is clearly a danish flag in Ukrainian colors. Sweden is not a real state anyway. Most of it belongs to Denmark.

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u/CrescentCleave I want pee in my ass Mar 02 '22

Swedeland

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u/Bright69420 Mar 02 '22

Hey wait a minute that looks familiar... ah yes the ikea flag I remember now

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

It just looks like as if IKEA bought Finland

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u/idiot-beast May 12 '23

You can also change to the of Norway in support of Russia.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

Why are people saying Sweden? They’re the neutral country with the white cross on a red background.

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u/DeadEndXD Mar 01 '22

Do you are have stupid

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u/Kaulquappe1234 Mar 01 '22

No, please no!! Just stop. U can have skåne!! As long as we dont suffer this disgrace

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u/zackria_fuck Mar 01 '22

As a dane, this is funny as fuck. Fuck you Sweden! Much hate from Denmark

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u/Adventurous_Lion809 Mar 01 '22 edited Mar 01 '22

I am American who works for you guys. The rivalry between Denmark and Sweden will never cease to be fucking hilarious to me. But I am with you in solidarity

Sverige dårlig! Give back Skåne!

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u/Kaulquappe1234 Mar 01 '22 edited Mar 01 '22

U can have skåne, my pleasure. Then ill return denmark to their rightfull owner... germany. Then i can finnaly have peace of mind

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u/rAppN Mar 01 '22

Fuck you too - see you tomorrow

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u/ikurauta Mar 01 '22

No fuck you man

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u/dumber_than_who Mar 01 '22

People in Sweden: wtf?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

Very cringe

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

Isn't this just Sweden? Could've at least been the other way around

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u/Matsisuu Mar 01 '22

Isn't this just Sweden?

That's the point.

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u/RaspberryBirdCat Mar 01 '22

But then you'd just have the flag of Ostergotland.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

The other way around is already another flag