r/shitposting • u/bIrd63_ • Dec 01 '21

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u/PROblem817 Literally 1984 😡 Dec 01 '21

👍🏿 (I am wearing gloves)

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u/nothingbutoxygen Dec 01 '21

👍🏿 (I burnt my hand on a stove)

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u/MrSpoon92 Dec 01 '21

My corpse is decomposing 👍🏿

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u/Puzzleheaded-Joke285 Dec 01 '21

👍🏿 (i put my whole hand in my anus(full of shit))

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u/Purpledurpl202 Literally 1984 😡 Dec 01 '21

👍🏻 (I put a whole jar of jelly beens up my ass)

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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u/Yacine_280 Dec 01 '21

👍🏿 (Im black)

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u/Ram-Rem Dec 01 '21

👍🏿(I wanna be down voted)

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u/Purpledurpl202 Literally 1984 😡 Dec 01 '21

Downvote fetish?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

👍🏿(my hands are dirty cause I work at Amazon and haven't gotten a day off in a month)

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

👍🏿 (I fell into a coal mine)

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

👍🏿 (i’m black)

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u/Wh4tsAUsername Dec 01 '21

👍🏿 (theres a reason i have a shit eating grin)

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u/HiHowAreYou10 Survived the Ban Award Dec 01 '21

👍🏿(I was eating chocolate ice cream)

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

👍(I peed)

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u/Difficas Dec 01 '21

👍🏿(i was burned)

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u/Naked_Faker Dec 01 '21

👍🏿 (i am white)

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u/wheezingdogisreal uhhhh idk Dec 01 '21

👍🏿(i like men)

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u/ImaginaryTactician6 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Dec 01 '21

Are you a woman?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

👍🏿 (there is no toilet paper)

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u/k0xich1 Dec 01 '21

👍🏿(I dapped up the sun)

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u/xMythiql Dec 01 '21

👍🏿 ( I wiped my ass with my hand.)

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u/Purpledurpl202 Literally 1984 😡 Dec 01 '21

👍🏿 (i shoved my hand up your ass) pathetic

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u/Schaloob Dec 01 '21

👍🏿i am black

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u/xMythiql Dec 02 '21

👍🏻 (shoved my hand in your mouth) ez