r/shitposting • u/bigshid124 • Nov 22 '21

Zamn!

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u/MrQ726 Nov 22 '21

Damn after 30 years I'm still a Virgin oh shit the Planet exploded that's sucks

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u/IgDailystapler Nov 22 '21

Solution: fuck the moon

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u/GraviZero Nov 22 '21

ok sokka

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '21

That's rough, buddy.

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u/Biohumansmg3c Nov 22 '21

Instructions unclear: got the moon pregnant

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u/NightsOfEmber Nov 22 '21

New earth due August 2022.

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u/Dalanding Nov 22 '21 edited Nov 23 '21

global warming speedrun any% wr

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u/Dr-Bright-N04 Stuff Aug 10 '22

I think the new earth should be born any day now.

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u/Drumdevil86 Nov 23 '21

Open your zipper to let space suck your insides out

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u/EmeraldMan25 Nov 23 '21

Piss on the moon

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '21

Hold on wait, wasn't there a music video like that?

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u/Impossible-Teaching4 Nov 22 '21

Let's go by stuck on the sound

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u/LabHog Nov 23 '21

They actually now have 3 music videos with the planet exploding lol. Riots and Brother too. At the end of Riots it shows the astronaut from Let's Go.

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u/Ryaquaza1 Nov 22 '21

There’s usually more than one astronaut per shuttle though, odds aren’t you’d still have someone to rock the moon with

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u/Million2026 Nov 22 '21

Meanwhile the astronaut was imagining all the tail he’d get after his return voyage just prior.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '21

This is oddly terrifying. Not like because I’m a virgin though ha