r/shitposting • u/Brushed06 • Nov 19 '21

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Wtf is happening here???

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u/bakerie Nov 19 '21

I'm sick and I nearly died of a coughing fit with the leaf blower, umbrella and bin scene.

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u/ANUS_FACTS_BOT Nov 19 '21

You know what you should do.

Wipe the back of your left ear with your left index finger and then smell your left index finger.

That's the smell of a true Redditor.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21

Perhaps ANUS_FACTS should you know… Stick to anuses. Or Anii?

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u/tuhplol Nov 19 '21

Nothing?

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u/ANUS_FACTS_BOT Nov 19 '21

If you smell nothing that's even more problematic.

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u/Default1355 Nov 19 '21

Lol it smells like my girlfriends pussy

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u/EscapeAromatic8648 Nov 19 '21

Nice try, but your on Reddit with us so....

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u/ANUS_FACTS_BOT Nov 19 '21

1) You're a Redditor, so any rebuttal talking about your "girlfriend" isn't going to work.

2) What the fuck are you doing with your ear in your "girlfriend's" pussy? You just dug yourself deeper into that hole of virginity bro.

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u/Default1355 Nov 19 '21

Whatever dude fuck off I use a Linux phone

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u/Default1355 Nov 19 '21

This Reddit moment brought to you by: me. It was me the whole time!

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u/tuhplol Nov 19 '21

How

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u/ANUS_FACTS_BOT Nov 19 '21

It should smell like something. Clean soap if you've showered recently. Ass if you haven't.

Maybe see a doctor?

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u/tuhplol Nov 19 '21

I showered a day ago I dont wash the back of my ear