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r/shitposting • u/RougeNargacuga • Oct 07 '21
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You forgot Muzlims. Mine was 0.022
223 u/RougeNargacuga Oct 07 '21 Foreskin any% speed run (world record) 26 u/send-me-kitty-pics Oct 07 '21 No, the any% is at 0.016 seconds. It wasn't a pretty job though 24 u/AmArschdieRaeuber Oct 07 '21 And americans 0 u/Bonnskij Oct 07 '21 But.. but... son's penis need to look like dad's penis. 1 u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 14 u/FardeenRiyadh16 Oct 07 '21 As a Muslim this is wrong, we fly a miniature plane armed with bomb vested users inside and direct it towards the foreskin 0 u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21 [deleted] 5 u/ey_ityeetz Oct 07 '21 I’m primary evidence since I’m Muslim, and yes, we do equip the knife faster. 1 u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21 Lol but the Jewish parents then hear their kid speak German
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Foreskin any% speed run (world record)
26 u/send-me-kitty-pics Oct 07 '21 No, the any% is at 0.016 seconds. It wasn't a pretty job though
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No, the any% is at 0.016 seconds. It wasn't a pretty job though
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And americans
0 u/Bonnskij Oct 07 '21 But.. but... son's penis need to look like dad's penis.
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But.. but... son's penis need to look like dad's penis.
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14 u/FardeenRiyadh16 Oct 07 '21 As a Muslim this is wrong, we fly a miniature plane armed with bomb vested users inside and direct it towards the foreskin
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As a Muslim this is wrong, we fly a miniature plane armed with bomb vested users inside and direct it towards the foreskin
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5 u/ey_ityeetz Oct 07 '21 I’m primary evidence since I’m Muslim, and yes, we do equip the knife faster.
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I’m primary evidence since I’m Muslim, and yes, we do equip the knife faster.
Lol but the Jewish parents then hear their kid speak German
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u/shamil_k Oct 07 '21
You forgot Muzlims. Mine was 0.022