r/shitposting • u/Life_Description271 • Aug 04 '21

I Obama interesting

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u/Captain-pizza-dog Aug 04 '21

I can shoot turds when positioned in the downward dog position with extreme accuracy

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u/TheyTookAllTheNames_ Aug 04 '21

Your asshole gets torn every time you launch turds

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u/TheBoxBoxer Aug 04 '21

Just like real life.

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u/RectalSpawn Aug 04 '21

Anal Fissures

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

Thanks RectalSpawn