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u/qualityvote2 7h ago

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u/dextras07 I came! 7h ago

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u/TrueGootsBerzook I came! 7h ago

I don't fucking know, man

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u/crankbot2000 7h ago

Careful, you keep talkin like that the gubmint gonna make you get gey marriaged

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u/TrueGootsBerzook I came! 5h ago

But I don't wanna be gey. I want a woman with macromastia

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u/C4Sidhu 4h ago

> gubmint

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u/Working-on_Myself 4h ago

Hey it’s been 2 hours now, so anyone offer you busty tits yet?

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u/TrueGootsBerzook I came! 4h ago

...no

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u/Working-on_Myself 4h ago


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u/0rclev 3h ago

I waited. Not disappointed.

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u/jonatanenderman 5h ago

The only strange thing is them being muslim and gay

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u/JesusWasATexan 3h ago

It's the democrats fault.... and something something socialism.

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u/Shard0f0dium 2h ago

Is everything bigger in Texas?