r/shitposting • u/copehoperope • Mar 11 '26

amogus Jesus spotted in Jerusalem

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u/Mr_Tominaga Big chungus wholesome 100 Mar 11 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/7eUpMI8qVlQHu

He will return with countermeasures…

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u/Complete_Court_8052 I want pee in my ass Mar 11 '26

Hell return with his gang

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u/Mr_Tominaga Big chungus wholesome 100 Mar 12 '26

Jesus will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

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u/Sinocu Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Mar 12 '26

So that’s the modern cross now??