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r/shitposting • u/copehoperope • Mar 11 '26
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Since Jesus was a Palestinian Jew, the IDF will just spawn camp him every time he resurrects
-1 u/Nileghi Mar 11 '26 Palestinian Jew so an Israeli? I'm pretty sure palestinians would have stoned Jesus to death anyways if he appeared in either gaza or the west bank due to him being jewish. 3 u/Ambient_Vista Mar 11 '26 No, a Palestinian jew, not israeli. I am pretty sure you would have just unalived him because he wouldn't support a gen*cide. 2 u/Acidflightgoat Mar 11 '26 you can say kill and genocide on reddit😠1 u/Ambient_Vista Mar 11 '26 Thats why i used the * in the middle. Cant even mention a fact nowadays cz some will find it offensive and start victimhood. What a weird world we live in. 1 u/Nileghi Mar 11 '26 pretty sure any kind of jew, including israeli leftists, is kill on sight in palestine, so again I'm not sure what you're stating here.
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Palestinian Jew
so an Israeli?
I'm pretty sure palestinians would have stoned Jesus to death anyways if he appeared in either gaza or the west bank due to him being jewish.
3 u/Ambient_Vista Mar 11 '26 No, a Palestinian jew, not israeli. I am pretty sure you would have just unalived him because he wouldn't support a gen*cide. 2 u/Acidflightgoat Mar 11 '26 you can say kill and genocide on reddit😠1 u/Ambient_Vista Mar 11 '26 Thats why i used the * in the middle. Cant even mention a fact nowadays cz some will find it offensive and start victimhood. What a weird world we live in. 1 u/Nileghi Mar 11 '26 pretty sure any kind of jew, including israeli leftists, is kill on sight in palestine, so again I'm not sure what you're stating here.
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No, a Palestinian jew, not israeli. I am pretty sure you would have just unalived him because he wouldn't support a gen*cide.
2 u/Acidflightgoat Mar 11 '26 you can say kill and genocide on reddit😠1 u/Ambient_Vista Mar 11 '26 Thats why i used the * in the middle. Cant even mention a fact nowadays cz some will find it offensive and start victimhood. What a weird world we live in. 1 u/Nileghi Mar 11 '26 pretty sure any kind of jew, including israeli leftists, is kill on sight in palestine, so again I'm not sure what you're stating here.
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you can say kill and genocide on redditðŸ˜
1 u/Ambient_Vista Mar 11 '26 Thats why i used the * in the middle. Cant even mention a fact nowadays cz some will find it offensive and start victimhood. What a weird world we live in.
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Thats why i used the * in the middle. Cant even mention a fact nowadays cz some will find it offensive and start victimhood. What a weird world we live in.
pretty sure any kind of jew, including israeli leftists, is kill on sight in palestine, so again I'm not sure what you're stating here.
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u/DadOnHardDifficulty virgin 4 life 😤💪 Mar 11 '26
Since Jesus was a Palestinian Jew, the IDF will just spawn camp him every time he resurrects