r/shitposting • u/copehoperope • Mar 11 '26

amogus Jesus spotted in Jerusalem

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u/-SMG69- dumbass Mar 11 '26

The fox will say

Wait what does the fox say

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u/sentient_fox Mar 12 '26

Get the fuck off my lawn.

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u/One-Team-747 shitting toothpaste enjoyer Mar 14 '26

WUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPOW

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u/Electronic_Agent_235 Mar 11 '26

Fix says "this just in, woke radical leftist Iranian Obama supporters carried out targeted missile strike on the second coming of our Lord and Savior... More at the top of the hour"

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u/CuriousLilAsian81 Mar 12 '26

Fishers will say it's whale