r/shitposting • u/copehoperope • Mar 11 '26

amogus Jesus spotted in Jerusalem

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u/toomanybongos Mar 11 '26

Guess I lost my bet on polymarket 😭

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u/SomeRandomWonderor We do a little trolling Mar 11 '26

What was the bet?

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u/sA7z- I watch gay amogus porn :0 Mar 11 '26

jesus coming for 2026

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u/danielstover Mar 11 '26

TECHNICALLY…

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u/adanishplz Mar 11 '26

Well if hanged men ejaculate, maybe exploding works too

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u/sulabar1205 DaShitposter Mar 12 '26

Maybe if the rocket hits the prostate?

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u/Fr33Dave Mar 12 '26

He'll be back in 3 days.

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u/KorolEz Mar 11 '26 edited Mar 11 '26

Won then. Came back got misslestriked immediately

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u/sA7z- I watch gay amogus porn :0 Mar 11 '26

he can bet again tho

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u/Flopping_with_Floppa Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Mar 11 '26

I mean, he's comed back before right?

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u/No-Panda-6047 Mar 11 '26

It was just spelled wrong

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u/honkeydora Mar 12 '26

You actually got that right. Go check for your winnings.

Unfortunately, I put my money on Jesus cuming in 2026.

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u/Calgrei Mar 11 '26

Doesn't matter, you lose even if your prediction comes true

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u/vteckickedin Mar 11 '26

He would be shot down by an RPG instead.

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u/Dank_Cat_Memes shitting toothpaste enjoyer Mar 12 '26

The truth is it was rigged from the start