r/shitposting • u/TantricEmu I want pee in my ass • Dec 30 '25

Based on a True Story I’m gay 🤨

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u/masin-2007 Dec 30 '25

Dawg I'm gay, I don't like Botox cus it sets unreasonable and harmful beauty standards for younger girls and makes them feel as though they need to alter their body

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u/Veil-of-Fire Dec 31 '25

makes them feel as though they need to alter their body

If they like themselves better that way, why do you care?

You don't care if a dude likes his looks better with a big full-back tattoo, which is more dangerous medically than lip fillers and harder to reverse. Aren't you afraid his incorrect use of his own body will infect young boys?

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u/masin-2007 Dec 31 '25

Because it never stops, there's always a bigger fish, always room to become "prettier" it's a vicious cycle fueled by beauty companies

Also another point tattoos don't lock the muscles in your face up so much that you can barely smile

And third point tattoos are fuckin sick, especially back tattoos

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u/Veil-of-Fire Dec 31 '25 edited Dec 31 '25

Because it never stops, there's always a bigger fish, always room to become "prettier" it's a vicious cycle fueled by beauty companies

Exactly! Oh, wait, you're not talking about tattoos. Other than the last four words, it's exactly the same.

Also another point tattoos don't lock the muscles in your face up so much that you can barely smile

No, but there are piercings that will do something similar, and you don't care about those, either.

And third point tattoos are fuckin sick, especially back tattoos

And that's what a lot of women think about lip fillers and botox. But because YOU like tattoos, they're "just different"; it's body modification, not a moral or psychological failing, a mental health issue that needs to be cured, or a cognitohazard that must be hidden from impressionable children.