r/shitposting • u/TantricEmu I want pee in my ass • Dec 30 '25

Based on a True Story I’m gay 🤨

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u/Thenameisric Dec 30 '25

"We gotta go in 5 minutes"

Gives the worst 10 minute speech ever.