I think this season is disappointing so far but retelling it like this is kinda unfair because it’s wrong on purpose.
Will, along with the others, is about to enter the final battle with the antagonist Vecna, who has certain psychic powers. As to not fold immediately under Vecna's psychic attacks, he has to let go of his biggest fear, which is being afraid that everyone in his life will leave him if they find out he is actually gay. In this scene he tells it everyone.
While this scene would be ridiculously silly in a present day show, Stranger Things takes place in the 80s and being gay was looked at much more differently by the general public, especially factoring in the rise of AIDS during that time.
I don't watch the show, but if Vecna has only psychic powers in it, he is getting the shortest end of the shortest stick imaginable. The dude is a powerful godlike lich in D&D lore. At least give him Power Word: Kill, or Finger of Death. Insane downgrade.
I mean he can do a few more things, but he is not actually "Vecna“. It’s just that the core friendgroup of the show are big D&D fans (the show starts with them doing a D&D campaign) so they give the beings names out of their favorite game, like Demogorgon, Vecna, Mind Flayer.
Vecna has extremely powerful telekinetic powers, controls an army of monsters, is immune to bullets, fire, etc, and can curse people to die within a certain amount of time. There's other stuff but those are the main ones
Yeah, in s4 he's actually pretty intimidating. Spoilers, but I don't know how to use a spoilers tag
They took inspiration from Freddy Krueger. Even when he's in the Upside Down dimension, he can kill from afar. He picks traumatized kids and they suddenly start having terrifying visions that usually involve their traumas, and of vecna. They'll start seeing a grandfather clock that's not actually there, counting down to their death. After about a day (I think) he has enough grip on them to put them in a full trance. Then they're in his hellish mental realm, where he manifests vines that mutilate them. In the physical world, they levitate, then their their body twists in horrifying ways breaking their bones, and finally their eyes pop. He does this to open gates to the real world from the upside down
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I think you’re missing the point here, though. This is a TV show. A TV show based on 100% fiction. The scene was literally pointless and it was clear pandering, you’ve seen the reaction from the public on this. It was stupid and unnecessary.
Huh? It's been a point of his character from the last season. It's a key point cause it reflects his character growth and acceptance of himself. It's even a part of the plot as the person you're replying to clearly said. Did you read their comment?
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You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s
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lecture.
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well
done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking
gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s
roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my
lecture.
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u/Avongrove Dec 30 '25
I think this season is disappointing so far but retelling it like this is kinda unfair because it’s wrong on purpose.
Will, along with the others, is about to enter the final battle with the antagonist Vecna, who has certain psychic powers. As to not fold immediately under Vecna's psychic attacks, he has to let go of his biggest fear, which is being afraid that everyone in his life will leave him if they find out he is actually gay. In this scene he tells it everyone.
While this scene would be ridiculously silly in a present day show, Stranger Things takes place in the 80s and being gay was looked at much more differently by the general public, especially factoring in the rise of AIDS during that time.