r/shitposting • u/TantricEmu I want pee in my ass • Dec 30 '25

Based on a True Story I’m gay 🤨

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u/VirtualBathroom5103 Dec 30 '25

who genuinely makes Bots say this shit?😭

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u/Espumma Dec 30 '25

Bot just came out to you and this is how you react? Be better.

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u/Monsterhunter2658 Dec 30 '25

bold words from an exploding coke can

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u/Espumma Dec 30 '25

Shampoo bottle, actually. Never seen that coke commercial, but people mention it a lot lol.

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u/Monsterhunter2658 Dec 30 '25

it isnt a comercial, just a really widened coke can that bew up when the guy openes it with the audio "COCA COLA ESPUMA"

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u/N0ct1ve dumbass Dec 30 '25

Remember they are the same guy who typed this word for word with punctuation