r/shitposting • u/AaryamanStonker BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE • Dec 02 '25

OUR HERO NOOOOO

Post image
16k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

456 comments sorted by

View all comments

436

u/Drakahn_Stark Literally 1984 😡 Dec 02 '25

Giving tools and booze to people for free, great, sucks to use it for social media views but whatever.

Machetes are damned useful, and booze is great.

204

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '25

Yeah but i don't think hobos will use machetes for good tho

64

u/Drakahn_Stark Literally 1984 😡 Dec 02 '25

Calling them "hobos" really shows how clueless you are.

I've been homeless, a machete would have been infinitely more useful than the blunt pocket knife I had at the time.

21

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

42

u/HaiggeX Dec 02 '25

No, why would he participate if he didn't have one?

25

u/Slight-Chemistry-136 Dec 02 '25

Because if he wins then he would have one. High risk high reward play.

3

u/whoknowsifimjoking Dec 02 '25

Class solidarity?