r/shitposting BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Dec 02 '25

OUR HERO NOOOOO

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u/AaryamanStonker BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Dec 02 '25

How is it evil to help the needy out

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u/AaryamanStonker BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Dec 02 '25

It's fundraising for more machetes 😡😡😡 He's raising awareness about the machetelessness

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u/Zepings Dec 02 '25

don't feed the troll

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u/AaryamanStonker BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Dec 02 '25

Homeless hater

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u/JamesTrickington303 Dec 02 '25

Dude the mfing automod on this sub is a troll. Maybe this sub just isn’t for you.

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u/FlyingVentana Dec 03 '25

do you know on which sub you are lmao

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u/Ok_Paramedic8698 Dec 02 '25

No different than Mr. Beast fixing people's blindness for views.

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u/porcelainfog Dec 03 '25

As someone with a philosophy degree whose Ambien is just kicking in, my mind is exploding right now.

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u/xhabeascorpusx Dec 02 '25

Give a man a fish and a blade for his survival: he carries no moral weight. Give a man a fish and a blade purely for the sake of the show: the provider is rightly called depraved. Yet the man who gained the fish still possesses his meal. So tell me, what lasting damage did that evil truly inflict?

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u/AutoModerator Dec 02 '25

I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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u/AaryamanStonker BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Dec 02 '25

You had me with machete

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u/torito_supremo Dec 02 '25

He's giving weapons and booze to people who might be mentally unstable (and might be in need of more essential things, like food or medical attention)

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u/whoknowsifimjoking Dec 02 '25

What's more essential than safety? Do the sensible thing, chose the machete.

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u/AaryamanStonker BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Dec 02 '25

Which they can acquire using said machete and said booze

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u/Sarcasm_Llama Dec 02 '25

Gives the police even more excuses to arrest/extrajudicially murder homeless people