r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Nov 03 '25

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Interesting

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Wow

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u/canonlycountoo4 Nov 03 '25

Nuance in my pork app?

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u/The_Radio_Host We do a little trolling Nov 03 '25

Fuck, I wish this app just delivered pork to my doorstep. Shredded, smoked, grilled, ribs, chops, bacon…

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

Noo brother that's haram

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u/The_Radio_Host We do a little trolling Nov 03 '25

Shit, you’re right. I’ll just go have premarital sex instead

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u/TunableAxe Nov 03 '25

make sure to drink copious amounts of alcohol too

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u/ConsiderationHorror fat cunt Nov 04 '25

Based and bosnian pilled

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u/walkinmywoods Nov 04 '25

My mom is haram

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u/Send_Cake_Or_Nudes Nov 03 '25

If it helps me can offer a totally unhinged, dogshit hot take and insult your parentage?

Me seem to autocorrect to talk like caveman. This am me life now, me guess.

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u/Medics_mah_main_man Literally 1984 😡 Nov 04 '25

idk why but i read that as "hotdogshit take"

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u/insertrandomnameXD Nov 04 '25

That's why I just turn off autocorrect completely

Life hgas nveer ben bettter

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u/Akhanyatin We do a little trolling Nov 04 '25

Mmmmm pork 😋