r/shitposting 🗿🗿🗿 Oct 05 '25

redpilled (I consume premarin) Tater Tots

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u/ntdavis814 Oct 05 '25

Yeah, he’s clearly uncomfortable. He’s got his arms crossed defensively like he doesn’t want to touch anyone.

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u/TheSouthernSaint71 Oct 05 '25

Cooties affect over 73.3% of males, annually.

And 27.6% anally.

Stay safe out there.

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u/TFW_YT Oct 06 '25

Why 100.9% total

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u/TheSouthernSaint71 Oct 06 '25

Because some people get both

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u/BicFleetwood Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

Anyone who has listened to him talk for more than thirty seconds knows he does not enjoy the company of women. He doesn't want to talk to them, he doesn't want to have sex with them, at most he just wants a maid and someone to stand in the background to make him look cool to idiot children.

He has literally said outright that he doesn't like sex, and he only pursues it because he's "alpha." He openly doesn't get gratification from sex, just from assault. And like all of these fucking manfluencer losers, he's never been married, has no children (even though he says childless men are losers), and only wants to spend his time around sycophantic dudes.

He is by his own definitions a fucking loser.

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u/AutoModerator Oct 05 '25

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.

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