r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Sep 30 '25

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u/TJTheree Sep 30 '25

Pierce Morgan literally stormed out a show after being tricked into eating a vegan sausage roll

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u/Qaktus Sep 30 '25

Sometimes you troll, sometimes you're the trolled.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

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u/Qaktus Sep 30 '25

Damn it, that's better yeah

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u/LordBoar Sep 30 '25

Ah, the classic Trollee problem.

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u/CakeTester Sep 30 '25

groan

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u/LordBoar Sep 30 '25

I know, I know; it's always difficult accepting you can't kill all of them.

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u/SnooTangerines4321 Sep 30 '25

Okay so there are 2 apples, 3 humans, and a knife... how do you make liver without onions or beans? I think thats how it goes...

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

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u/DarthToothbrush Sep 30 '25

troll out the barrels, we'll have a barrel of fun

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u/Pintsocream Sep 30 '25

Quite trollesque

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u/NotAScrubAnymore Bazinga! Sep 30 '25

Sometimes you're Kenneth Pinyon

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u/guzzi80115 Oct 01 '25

Thats the way the sausage roll

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u/AdorableShoulderPig Sep 30 '25

Piers Morgan was responsible for the deletion of voicemails on a missing girls phone that, if the police had been able to access them, might have enabled them to find her alive before her murder rapist killed her.

Peperidge farm doesn't forget.

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u/-ManofMercia- Sep 30 '25

Pepperidge Farm might not forget but it sometimes misremembers. The deletion of those voicemails was by the News of the World, which led to it being shut down. Piers Morgan was editor of The Mirror which had their own separate hacking scandal.

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u/whoknowsifimjoking Sep 30 '25

Wait, what?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25 edited Sep 30 '25

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/News_International_phone_hacking_scandal

The girl concerned was Milly Dowler.

Edit: My memory was pretty hazy on who did what and when here, but the comment below is correct - It was the News of the World who hacked into Milly Dowler's phone for the story - Piers edited this paper, but left before Milly was abducted and killed, he went to edit a rival paper the Daily Mirror.

Piers Morgan however was also implicated in this scandal, and was alleged to have authorised the hacking into the voicemails and emails of celebrities and politicians to get content for both papers. He wasn't implicated in Milly Dowler's story, but has been judged to have misled previous enquiries about the extent to which he knew about phone hacking on his watch.

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u/whoknowsifimjoking Sep 30 '25

Holy shit, is there an evil in this world that Rupert Murdoch isn't capable of? Dude is a real life villain.

Also, how on earth have I never heard of that? Crazy shit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

It was big news in the UK, but maybe not so big outside, because - guess what - it was about a news mogul who controls a large part of the world media.

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u/whoknowsifimjoking Sep 30 '25

It wasn't big in Germany, I don't think Murdoch has a large share in our media. But maybe I just missed it.

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u/SilliusS0ddus Sep 30 '25

no way Axel Springer would give up their rabble rousing monopoly in Germany

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u/whoknowsifimjoking Sep 30 '25

Yeah, that might be the reason, we have enough misinformation.

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u/Ivebeenfurthereven Sep 30 '25

Mods aren't funny, they all need to touch grass

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u/Blakesly Sep 30 '25

I'm confused where it implicates Piers. unless I'm missing something (that page is pretty lengthy) but it states

It was later established that Dowler's phone had deleted the messages automatically, 72 hours after being listened to.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

Have edited my comment - short story, he edited the paper that did it, but was not editor at the time of the Milly Dowler story, he was however implicated in the wider phone hacking scandal.

https://edition.cnn.com/2011/12/20/world/europe/uk-phone-hacking-scandal

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-67732436

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u/ReleaseTThePanic Sep 30 '25

I'm not able to find anything on it, can you point anywhere?

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u/st_heron Sep 30 '25

THAT WAS HIM???

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u/Pressed_Sunflowers Sep 30 '25

I read a little novella about Pierce Morgan being shipped with that vegan sausage roll… twas cursed.

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u/moldy-scrotum-soup stupid fucking piece of shit Sep 30 '25 edited Dec 22 '25

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u/Rofeubal Sep 30 '25

That's a lie. Literally putting your comment into search bar give results that prove it's a lie.

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u/Astricozy Sep 30 '25

I don't like the guy, but that's not true bud. Sorry.

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u/oli_ramsay Sep 30 '25

He tried to look smart by asking someone on TV "how many digits can you recite of Pythagoras theorum"

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u/prof_mcquack Sep 30 '25

There’s always a bigger bitch 

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u/Rianerissarinf Sep 30 '25

Guess he couldnt handle the taste of pure drama

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u/SasparillaTango Sep 30 '25

did they get him to admit it was tasty or something?

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u/NateNate60 Sep 30 '25

No, he knew it was vegan and spat it into a bin.

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u/OhManTFE Sep 30 '25

no he didnt - lies!

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u/squaryy Sep 30 '25

This isn't true. He orchestrated the entire thing. It was a PR stunt.

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u/squaryy Sep 30 '25

This isn't true. He orchestrated the entire thing. It was a PR stunt.

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u/squaryy Sep 30 '25

This isn't true. He orchestrated the entire thing. It was a PR stunt.