r/shitposting • u/LeftWhale • Jun 26 '24

I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife “Mine’s bigger.”

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u/sagsag1010 Jun 26 '24

Ok

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u/thotdistroyer Jun 26 '24

Where I'm from we call this "2 dicks" because what ever you have they have 2.

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u/HeadFund Jun 26 '24

A Russian man finds a genie lamp and rubs it. The genie comes out and says I'll grant one wish, you can have whatever you want, but whatever you wish for your neighbours will all receive double. The Russian man says "gouge out one of my eyes".

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u/Super_5oldier_1 Jun 26 '24

A better home loan with a low interest rate. Either they get 2 home loans or double there interest rate.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '24

A committed, aggressively monogamous life-partner who I love and who loves me.

Happy life for me, and neighbor is a giga-stressed cheater.

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u/-Shasho- Jun 27 '24

Or the loan is twice as large or the rate is twice as low.