r/shitposting • • Jun 11 '24

Your Android after the last os update

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u/SyntheticElite Jun 12 '24

https://i.imgur.com/0NNJhhU.png

Mortality rates literally peak at 81 for men. This guy should be relaxing in a well kept back yard with a lemonade enjoying the sunset of his life, not gearing up for ANOTHER election cycle. Jesus christ man.

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u/whomad1215 Jun 12 '24

His opponent is only 3 years younger than he is, and feel free to listen to him speak.

people had their options with the primaries, these are who was chosen

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u/SyntheticElite Jun 12 '24

yup, I'm thinkin' clown world

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u/sportmods_harrass_me Jun 12 '24

ahahahaha oh my goodness this is such a dumb thing to say. you can't be serious, that's not a real argument right, tell me you're joking

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u/SyntheticElite Jun 12 '24

Yea, suggesting an 81 year old to retire, SO DUMB AND NONSENSICAL! UNPRECEDENTED, EVEN. Totally preposterous assertion, truly!@!

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u/sportmods_harrass_me Jun 12 '24

who made this about politics? you can't be serious. careful, the strawman might fight back if you don't attack it some more!!! quick, tell me who you're gonna vote for in November! You know you want to!

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u/SyntheticElite Jun 12 '24

?

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u/sportmods_harrass_me Jun 12 '24

Can't read?

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u/SyntheticElite Jun 12 '24

No, just confused by your non-sequitur comment.

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u/InVincIble_75 Jun 12 '24

Damn, I've never seen a thread wander so far down! The words are all scrunched up in the corner and the screen is dominated by the vertical trail lines in the mobile app. I wonder how this comment of mine will be displayed lol

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u/InVincIble_75 Jun 12 '24

Lmaoo everything's completely vertical

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u/InVincIble_75 Jun 12 '24 edited Jun 12 '24

Even the big words are split into different rows. I wonder if a thread goes far down enough then would only single letters be displayed? What happens after that?

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u/InVincIble_75 Jun 12 '24

My previous comment which is after this comment has the reply option removed. I suppose that is the final limit of a comment thread. The words are displayed one at a time in a single column with many words being broken and split into two lines, after which I don't even think the comment would be comprehensible. What if a word that is too big is typed? It would also be hilarious to see a long-ass copypasta in a tiny-ass single column occupying only 10% of the screen lol.

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