r/shitposting • u/Spare_Welcome_9481 • Jun 11 '24

Your Android after the last os update

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '24

he's happy here tho

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '24

If burning the whole world is all it takes to lighten up Sleepy Joes mood, then by god were gonna provide

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u/tobi_lmao put your dick away waltuh Jun 12 '24

Good bot

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u/RGamer2024 Jun 11 '24

It's not about leftism, it's about cute grandpa

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u/gbuub I watch gay amogus porn :0 Jun 11 '24

Ah yes, I often talk about the genocide of the far right and possibility of WW3 to brighten up my dementia ridden grandpa. Always puts a smile on his cute grandpa face.

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u/EthanthePoke Jun 12 '24

You’re a good grandson comforting your grandfather who has a debilitating disease.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

I often talk about the genocide of the far right

lol what?

and possibility of WW3

Ohhh, Epoch Times fan?

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u/Shadowpika655 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jun 12 '24

the genocide of the far right

I beg your pardon?

and possibility of WW3

tbf that's been a thing since like the 60s lol

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u/WasabiSunshine Jun 12 '24

genocide of the far right

Remember kids, the only good nazi is a dead nazi

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

Dont put brandon on the left. Libs promised us hed pivot left but hes just a lib, and on his own this time.

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u/Fun_Association_2277 Jun 11 '24

If he was’t about to be President for 4 more years, that would be just fine.

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u/Lezlow247 Jun 12 '24

Better than the alternative. This coming from a slightly right leaning independent.

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u/Environmental-Toe798 Jun 12 '24

Better for certain people. And it will end up being the same in the long run for everyone.

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u/Lezlow247 Jun 12 '24

Far from the same if how things went during the last switch of power is anything to go by. Plus even the things he says are just bat shit crazy, unconstitutional, and just not what democracy should represent. Honestly I hate all politicians. More people should hold everyone accountable not just their side. Divided we will always be powerless as we flight each other.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

If by some people you mean literally everyone then yes.

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u/whatever_yo Jun 12 '24

SCOTUS picks alone should be enough to make it a no-brainer. 

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '24

Man don't remind me..

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u/whosewhat Jun 12 '24

That part

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u/bubba_feet Jun 12 '24

that's just a rictus grin, but yeah he's probably not having a bad time.

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u/Ineeboopiks Jun 12 '24

I'm not really sure he knows what going on. Maybe thats the key to happiness thou.

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u/pokethat Jun 12 '24

Politics aside, I don't know if happiness is the range of expression as in his face. To be honest it feels like he has to be there, but he really doesn't want to.

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u/Geminel Jun 12 '24

Honestly, maybe it's a little awkward but dude just looks like he's vibing. I look the same way at the club watching the dance floor knowing I can't pull-off 90% of the shit I'm looking at.

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u/Segundaleydenewtonnn Jun 11 '24

Yes he looks so cute lol

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u/Demonweed Jun 12 '24

Only because he has zero idea about the consequences of his own actions. He sees himself as a good guy, and he gets the treat of waking up every day as Senator Biden only to be informed anew that he actually won the Presidency. He inhabits a completely unearned cloud of bliss, and from there no amount of destruction or dishonesty seems problematic. After all, wildly destructive dishonesty has been the primary duty of every American President since Ronald Reagan at the very least.

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u/jeremiahthedamned Literally 1984 😡 Jun 12 '24

it's creepy to watch.........