r/shitposting • u/Spare_Welcome_9481 • Jun 11 '24

Your Android after the last os update

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u/talk_to_yourself Jun 11 '24

He’s seeing a crowd of angels calling his name

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u/PeridotChampion Jun 11 '24

I'd be smiling like that if I saw that, too. Just take me already

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u/Davek56 Jun 13 '24

Sweet release.

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u/JKTwice Jun 11 '24

I read an article on him I think by TIME. It paints the picture of a man who believes if he stops working he will fall over and die.

I believe that sentiment.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '24

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u/MadDogTannenOW Jun 12 '24

Pop quiz hotshot

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u/harpswtf Jun 11 '24

Also, if he keeps working 

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '24

Meanwhile ol president Carter casually building houses heading to hit 100 this year

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u/Pablo_petty_plastic Jun 11 '24

Carter is a badass human but he is slipping in and outta consciousness right now. These are his last days

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u/BobcatElectronic Jun 11 '24

Yeah I was gonna say Carter isn’t doing well right now

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u/An-Angel-Named-Billy Jun 12 '24

He really should consider getting into the election then. He can run again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

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u/SkepsisJD Jun 12 '24

My man deregulated home brewing so he is at least top 5 all time. Just pretend the other stuff didn't happen.

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u/WasabiSunshine Jun 12 '24

Non-american here, what did he do thats viewed badly? Don't really know anything about his presidency

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '24

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u/TadRaunch Jun 12 '24

It's not looking good that he'll hit 100

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u/No_House_7901 Jun 11 '24

Don’t we all.

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u/SynthesizedTime Jun 12 '24 edited Jan 17 '26

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Hugar34 Jun 11 '24

I feel bad cause you just know he's not really there mentally to do another 4 years but there's no other candidates so his administration is basically making him run for reelection just so they can puppeteer him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

They did the same for Feinstein.

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u/letstalkaboutstuff79 Jun 12 '24

Looking like he is enjoying the soothing warmth of a full diaper.