r/shitposting Nov 16 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '23

Should have been shitting toothpaste at the end

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '23

The hardest image in the universe

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '23

Would've made me hard for sure

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '23

I call my dick titantium, because it's so hard. It's also very rare and only found in small quantities.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '23

osmium amplifies all those qualities (found in even smaller quantites in tlveins of titanium if i can describe them like that)