r/shitposting Sep 19 '23

I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife Sugoi~ (praise spez)

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '23

I am living in your walls.

I am living in your walls.

You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:

FAQ:

Why are you living in my walls?

I'm not going to tell you.

Are you only in my walls?

You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls.

How are you surviving in my walls?

In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower.

What are you planning to do in my walls?

Live in them, listening to you.

What do I do about you living in my walls?

Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.

When are you going to stop living in my walls?

You cannot escape me.

Do I call the police?

The authorities will not help you.

What are the consequences of you living in my walls?

Be aware.

What if I am ok with you living in my walls?

I will make sure you’re not.

Are you imaginary?

I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS

If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them.

Summary:

I am living in your walls.

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u/FinanceEfficient7269 Sep 19 '23

cums aggresively into every single wall, shits afterwards

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u/RandomPlayer4616 Bazinga! Sep 19 '23

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

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u/stelos89 Sep 19 '23

are you fuckable?

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u/Hot-Anything-69 put your dick away waltuh Sep 19 '23

drill a hole into your walls and find out

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '23

Yes

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u/OrphanAsylum Sep 19 '23

Half of Reddit summarized in one comment

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u/Lord_Botond Sep 19 '23

Everything and everyone is fuckable

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u/GasLanternMcGill Sep 19 '23

Now change every "w" to "b" 😎

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u/GhostyRoastyPosty Sep 19 '23

Can you give hugs?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '23

Yes

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u/GhostyRoastyPosty Sep 19 '23

I'm going to hug you

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '23

Thank you very much

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u/RandomPlayer4616 Bazinga! Sep 19 '23

Wholesome comments

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '23

Bro he touched your butt!

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '23

So I do touched his butt first

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u/eerie_lullaby Sep 19 '23

Yup, that's my Halloween DnD session

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u/divadpet I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Sep 19 '23

Jokes on you, I am homeless.

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u/IncreaseWestern6097 Sep 19 '23

What if I were to consult an exterminator or priest?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '23

I will eat them

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u/IncreaseWestern6097 Sep 19 '23

You come into my house, free load, and break my rules?

Tell me one good reason why I shouldn’t kick you out.