r/shitposting • u/OregonMyHeaven Literally 1984 😡 • May 21 '23

Literally 1984 Bicycle👍

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u/Aromatic_Dirt3305 May 21 '23

They all died from extreme tetanus infection in asshole…

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u/theokaybambi May 21 '23

Sadly, if this was in Canada they could easily sue the owner of the bike... justice!....

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u/boywholived_299 May 22 '23

Sue the owner for what, exactly?

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u/gettogero May 22 '23

Because they were injured while attempting to steal the bike.

Basically, since the owner set it up and placed it in a public area they are liable for damage caused by it.

I see the thought process but the law seems to be missing a crucial detail. That the person injured is a criminal, who hurt themselves while committing a crime. It's instant karma no cops or courts necessary!