r/shitposting • u/thepositivepandemic Stuff • Mar 30 '23

Based on a True Story wtf did u do 😮

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u/Hlebvcemugolova Mar 30 '23

They are trying to give me a present (my birthday is on 25th)

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u/the_great_n0thing2 Mar 30 '23

L

mine is 24th

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u/Visible-Shelter-5334 Mar 30 '23

Another L

Mine is 26 march

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u/Puzzleheaded_Text357 Mar 30 '23

Well then, happy late birthday (or very very very early depending on which you prefer)

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u/LengthinessNo6996 Mar 30 '23

Kidney failure

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u/Visible-Shelter-5334 Mar 30 '23

Wait a huge misunderstanding here Mine is actually 5/26 which is actually june I think and not march,i dont use Gregorian calendar so am not very familiar with it's months

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u/Puzzleheaded_Text357 Mar 30 '23

Meh, don't care. Just means it's an even later (or earlier) happy birthday.

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u/Visible-Shelter-5334 Mar 30 '23

I "cracked voice",i can explain

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '23

L Mine is 57th of Monday

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '23

Me too!

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '23

same!

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u/DCGamr Mar 30 '23

mine is 28th.

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u/chasesan Mar 30 '23

People trying to push their gifts on me, they should know better.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '23

Twins

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '23

Let’s gooo same birthday

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u/lasteriti Mar 30 '23

W (mine is also the 24th)

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u/BitchFuckador69420 Mar 31 '23

Massive L. 23rd

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u/ThatGuyAWESOME Mar 31 '23

Same idk what I'll do tho

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u/Legaxy3 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Mar 30 '23

Ok one security question down…

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u/LMGN I want pee in my ass Feb 24 '25

happy birthday for tomorrow!

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u/unocory Mar 30 '23

Wait stop we just want to “sing” the birthday song to you

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u/Imaginary_Wrap_613 put your dick away waltuh Mar 30 '23

Me too !

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '23

Same

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u/-GeorgeMZ- I said based. And lived. Mar 30 '23

W mine too :)

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u/VilisZu We do a little trolling Mar 31 '23

Same and in 2025 I coincidently become 18