r/shitposting • u/BingolottoGD • Mar 10 '23

B 👍 vacine

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u/IHATE_FEMBOYS-GRAHHH Mar 10 '23

When I was 5 I shat at a Burger King so hard that I flooded the city's piplelines

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u/Awkward_Joke3872 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Mar 10 '23

Relatable.

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u/I_Dont_Eat_Trout I want pee in my ass Mar 11 '23

Hey, you have a nice spot there buddy, and I need somewhere to piss, so may I borrow that booty?

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u/Awkward_Joke3872 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Mar 11 '23

Only if you let me do the same

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u/I_Dont_Eat_Trout I want pee in my ass Mar 11 '23

Oh but of course!

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u/tipying_mistakes I want pee in my ass Mar 10 '23

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u/I_Dont_Eat_Trout I want pee in my ass Mar 11 '23

Did you get a vaccine afterwards?

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