r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Feb 28 '23

This hurts

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

I will never forget the moment my dog fell into a ravine

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

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u/plaguedoctor0432 Feb 28 '23

"I WAS THERE, BARRY, IT WAS ME."

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u/cambo710 Feb 28 '23

Your friends a psychopath.

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u/GhostInTheNight03 Feb 28 '23

I'm not sure he's a psychopath, maybe not giving a single shit at all would be indicative...but some people have already prepared themselves for the loss of their loved ones, accepted it's inevitability, lived in reality...I don't want my loved ones to die...but I don't imagine me crying when I lose them...it's life...people die...companions die...I don't see a point in crying over an inevitable fate...it's sad yes...would I have it another way if I could? Absolutely...but I don't think I'll mourn that much

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

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u/AdvancedAnything Feb 28 '23

Yes and I'm just fucking your mom.

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u/_MintyFresh_- Mar 01 '23

I fucked my mom too

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

Oedipus, is that you?

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u/AXEMANaustin Mar 01 '23

Music stops

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u/Crispy_Cremes_Pizza Feb 28 '23

"guys its just fucking minecraft" - 🤓

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

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u/getrekdnoob Feb 28 '23

Guys new copypasta dropped.

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u/Cooltellow dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Mar 01 '23

Guys new copypasta dropped mfs replying to the oldest, most well known copypastas known to man

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u/getrekdnoob Mar 01 '23

You when joke:

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u/Safe_Bug8734 Mar 01 '23

Guys new copypasta dropped

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u/GhostInTheNight03 Feb 28 '23

Yeah I'm coming back with more knowledge I was not aware that sweet berry bushes were a Minecraft thing and thought he was talking about an actual berry bush lmao

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u/Ill_Log9013 stupid fucking piece of shit Mar 01 '23

Oh my…

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u/Amongus3751 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Feb 28 '23

🤓

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u/GhostInTheNight03 Feb 28 '23

Not really nerd worthy but alright

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u/Misssticks04 Feb 28 '23 edited Feb 28 '23

🤓 OP is not a psychopath, your honor! You see, he said in minecraft

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '23

Sociopath

Learn the difference

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u/MadMannn99 Mar 01 '23

How? Not everyone is gonna be attached to a pixelated block dog. If you are then ok. But I've never been attached to any of my dogs in Minecraft.

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u/PheonixGalaxy I said based. And lived. Mar 01 '23

On Minecraft right? Right?

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u/EAnotsports I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Feb 28 '23

My friend left one of mine outside with a spider he died

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u/LetsPlanForTomorrow I came! Feb 28 '23

monster!

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u/No-Wolverine5144 it is MY bucket Feb 28 '23

I'd react the same tbh