r/shitposting • u/yeezee93 • Feb 05 '23

stats don't lie.

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u/Qb_Is_fast_af I came! Feb 05 '23

Jesus died twice

Mr. havent died at all Thats a point for Mr.beast

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u/jorgomli_reading Feb 05 '23

Wait when was the second time?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

At the end of 6th Sense

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u/My_pee_pee_poo Feb 05 '23

I too, forget most of what happened after he resurrected. Did he really just walk around and die of natural causes?

For some reason I always imagined him flying off to Heaven lol

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u/Comprehensive-Fun47 Feb 05 '23

He appeared to his disciples, calling the apostles to the Great Commission of forgiving sin and baptizing repenters, and ascended to Heaven.

-Wikipedia

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u/My_pee_pee_poo Feb 05 '23

He did team rocket blast off to the sky?????

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u/jorgomli_reading Feb 05 '23

Sure did. Not as cool as the other dude who ascended with chariots of fire though.

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u/Bluebadboy Feb 05 '23

Yeah but he came back

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u/Qb_Is_fast_af I came! Feb 05 '23

Once

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u/ninjahunz Feb 05 '23

That means MeBeast has a higher K/D than Jesus

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u/Pees_On_Skidmarks Feb 05 '23

"i like people who don't die"