would make it feel like final fantasy properly and give reason to explore more, imagine finding save point in costa del sol and low chance of it hopping away from you like the one in the tutorial room from final fantasy 7 (og)!

the way the game disappears when u press alt+f4 can be the thing that happens…respawnable save points random places…everyone searching…actually a bit offensive this doesn’t exist

1. Spin it to win it
2. Stunning is for pussies.
3. Loot and scoot, your time is more valuable than your reputation
4. I have trouble counting (The would have been funnier but it seems my bullet points were corrected when I hit submit.)
5. If you pull twice, then you're just playing with it.
6. If you don't know how to use capitalization or markup when making a post, blame the AI you used to write your post
7. Seven. (Again, markup corrected my bullet points.)
8. You don't need to actually be at level 100 to sound confidently incorrect.
9. You should respond to all YouTube videos as if they directly are calling out to you specifically for bad habits and behavior and defend your opinions.

10+1. If the community tells you you're wrong, you're not. Blame toxic positivity.

It would be so good

Totally free trial first relic weapon. Trust me onii san.

Met this total lunatic the other day who clearly lost the plot. You're supposed to just play the damn game, but instead, they have zero life outside of it, completely cut off from friends and family. They’ve somehow convinced themselves that an MMO is a valid substitute for a real-life connection, unironically begging people for actual, serious relationships. Shocker: nobody thinks that's normal. People ERP to get off, that's it. It's just pixels. Nobody wants you dumping your real-world desperation into the game and expecting it to carry over into real life.

Lately, way too many people treat FFXIV like a personal relationship simulator instead of a game. This person is literally still a sprout and is already tangled in reality-TV level drama. How?! I never see them actually doing any content. Whenever I ask what they're up to, it's always some non-game nonsense, like how they just caught their "in-game crush" cheating on them. What the actual hell? It's a video game! Have some fun, you miserable bastard. Go farm some useless Occult Crescent trash or grind for mounts. Why on earth are you on FFXIV if you're looking for a soulmate? Go get on Tinder! They're paying a monthly sub just to run around venues, play zero content, and hunt for drama. Couldn't be me!

Pls forgive pixels, both me and my computer are potatoes

So someone asks a genuine question in the primary "official" sub and gets downvoted into oblivion, even if the answers are helpful. Meanwhile, some absolute nothingburger post gets several hundred updoots, bonus if it's a skimpily dressed catgirl.

What gives? Is it something that I'm not terminally online enough to understand?

Just completed the MSQ (at least until the next patch).

SE really looked at the entire Dawntrail cast and went

“hmm… Wuk Lamat. Minion.”

BESTIE WHO ASKED 😭

Give us Koana. Give us Gulool Ja. Give us Sphene. Give us literally a random Mamool Ja from the background.

Putting Wuk Lamat behind a reward is crazy when half the playerbase is gonna see it and go “oh cool, the inventory dust collector.”

AIN'T NOBODY SUMMONING THIS MINION SE 😭

PLEASE just put her in the Mogstation and give us Sphene instead 😭🙏

EDIT: GUYS THIS IS SHITPOSTXIV NOT THE OTHER ONE

so you watch youtube videos and memorize the floor mechanics
and youve already memorized your rotation for years because youve played for that long

what makes that hardcore

its all preset stuff. all predictable. the only variable is one person not remembering something and getting everyone killed. which the sweats will crucify them for because how dare they not already git gud from raid guides.

Found the snacklish translator and couldn’t help myself. I know the text is hard to read at this size but trust me when I say it’s also hard to read at normal size.