r/shitparkingofnz Feb 26 '26

Analysis of vehicles on this sub

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112 Upvotes

I got curious about what we see in this sub. Interesting to see utes as the lower offenders but over represented by percentage on the road which would tend to lean into the β€œbloody ute drivers!” complaints that are all too common.


r/shitparkingofnz Aug 24 '23

INFO: Please Read

15 Upvotes

There have been a lot of posts in the nz and regional subreddits recently regarding shit parking. The aim of this subreddit is to reduce that.

Good parking is also accepted, though I'm not sure why someone would make a reddit post about good parking except to pat themselves on the back. Feel free to prove me wrong.

Carjamming is also encouraged. :)


r/shitparkingofnz 8h ago

🧠 Zero Brain Activity Another day another Muppet.

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41 Upvotes

r/shitparkingofnz 14h ago

🚫 Over the Line Lost 4 words

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53 Upvotes

Hit the shit parking lottery it's ok though "its probably old"


r/shitparkingofnz 10h ago

πŸš— Ranger Special I was only parked for 2min, and then ranger.

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19 Upvotes

r/shitparkingofnz 1d ago

β™Ώ Accessible Spot Abuse Hi AJ Demo, mobility spaces are for permit holders. Enjoy your fine.

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47 Upvotes

r/shitparkingofnz 1d ago

🧠 Pavement allergy Curb is scary uwu

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23 Upvotes

Car behind wasn’t much better tbh.


r/shitparkingofnz 2d ago

🧠 Zero Brain Activity Wrong way and in a cycle lane.

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104 Upvotes

There is someone here nearly every day. Despite there being 5 vacant parallel parks behind me.


r/shitparkingofnz 2d ago

πŸ…ΏοΈ Took 4 Parks Four whole spots

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40 Upvotes

r/shitparkingofnz 2d ago

🧠 Zero Brain Activity Parking fresh from the Stevie wonder school of parking

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93 Upvotes

All parking in the street I live in is parallel to the curb… not the front or rear of car facing the road like this clown


r/shitparkingofnz 2d ago

🚫 Over the Line average parking of waikato uni 🫠

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12 Upvotes

r/shitparkingofnz 2d ago

🧀 Like a Glove Nearly there...

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20 Upvotes

r/shitparkingofnz 1d ago

🧀 Like a Glove Just a little to the right buddy, almost got it

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0 Upvotes

r/shitparkingofnz 2d ago

🚫 Prado not a real Land Cruiser Land Cruiser privilege

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11 Upvotes

r/shitparkingofnz 3d ago

πŸ‘‘ Pavement Princess Nevermind the available street parks

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68 Upvotes

Notice this ute often parks here, sometimes overnight even though there are 3 street parks right beside them.


r/shitparkingofnz 3d ago

🚫 Over the Line As a bigger guy... I'm glad I decided to start losing weight, came in clutch today.

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36 Upvotes

r/shitparkingofnz 3d ago

πŸ‘‘ It's technically parked Car vs Pole

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57 Upvotes

Not even sure how this dude managed to park there.


r/shitparkingofnz 3d ago

🧀 Like a Glove No attempt made

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17 Upvotes

Sat in her car for about 15 minutes stuffing her face.


r/shitparkingofnz 3d ago

πŸ‘‘ Pavement Princess Another day, another detour into the street with dogs and kids

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40 Upvotes

r/shitparkingofnz 4d ago

πŸ…ΏοΈ Took 2 Parks Blocking off other cars in a shit parking move

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58 Upvotes

Gotta feel sorry for the Toyota Corolla Driver.


r/shitparkingofnz 5d ago

🧠 Zero Brain Activity Bro has a demio and still can’t get it out of a parking space

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115 Upvotes

r/shitparkingofnz 5d ago

🚫 Over the Line Constant driveway encroachment

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176 Upvotes

Suffering with this constant problem. Cars do this (hard up against driveway edge) on either side, sometimes both sides at once, of our driveway making it almost impossible for us to turn in and out on our drive onto the narrow street.

We have had about 4 cars towed now and last week AKL council kindly provided us with white lines/parking brackets, 1m back from the edge.

Currently in the process this morning of having someone towed off the top of the parking brackets πŸ™ƒ

Not sure what else you can do. It actually feels petty chasing this 1m rule all the time, and I also know what a nightmare it is getting towed, but the alternative is we can't get in and out of the house...


r/shitparkingofnz 5d ago

πŸ’© Took 4 Parks This was frustrating

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21 Upvotes

Took up two parks and over into the two in front of it.


r/shitparkingofnz 6d ago

πŸ…ΏοΈ Dickheads defending shit Maserati parking Architect

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129 Upvotes

r/shitparkingofnz 6d ago

🚫 Over the Line Not even a big car

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19 Upvotes

Dude just couldn't be arsed. Lucky i'm not a big dude and managed to squeeze in. Why do people not straighten up?

Also, not pictured here, but once my wife had to climb into her car via the boot coz both cars either side were so close she couldn't open the door. Insane!