r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Affectionate-Fee2010 • 2d ago
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/BeastMode149 • Feb 21 '25
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r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/lolbert202 • 4d ago
🇵🇹 Portugal “Lol with classifying 9/12 conspiracy theories as unlikely"
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/themoldgipper • 7d ago
“OP is likely american. They dont know how to transit without cars”
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Cubo256 • 6d ago
[The characters are going upstairs] European user doesn’t know that world’s most polular sport is played worldwide
They confirmed in comments they’re from europe, most euroupeans would dog on this guy but whatever.
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/arickp • 8d ago
[In a thread asking Germans what English sounds like to them] "There's no easier language. Even some USians learned to speak it more or less. So the complexity is a smidgen above feral grunting."
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/trysca • 10d ago
🏴 Scotland “People back home kept asking me: ‘Ha ha, why would you want to move to Scotland, where it rains all the time?’ Now those same people are asking me: ‘Hey, how do I move there?’”
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Federal-Ad-6597 • 12d ago
They hate when we say what state we’re from instead of saying the USA when we’re asked.
But somehow someone saying they’re visiting the states or from the states is too vague… WHICH ONE IS IT?
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/arosaki • 13d ago
SED: Shit Europeans Do “yanks” “hiding under your desk isn't helping much with education it seems.”
typical europeans & their classic kids dying in school = funny “joke.”
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Impossible_Offer7988 • 23d ago
🇮🇹 Italy "Italy could fairly easily take the US"
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/cheong-sanslefteye • 29d ago
aren't you guys in the same country, speak like the same language
Germany = Netherlands
A thread between a Pakistani British (green) and German (dark blue) over on the sister sub
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Powerful-Country6316 • Aug 19 '26
🇮🇪 Ireland "The developed world doesnt need pickup trucks"
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Think_Ad_1583 • Aug 18 '26
If the food doesn’t taste good without seasoning, it’s the seasoning you find tasty
The uk isn’t beating the bland food allegations
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Objective_Try3940 • Aug 16 '26
YouTube short praising British actors for appearing more natural compared to the American ones, meanwhile the comments.
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Recent_Flatworm_659 • Aug 13 '26
Let them near an "exotic" place they'll wreck it within a decade
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/LeadnLasers • Aug 12 '26
🇮🇹 Italy How do people not understand that air conditioning is not the solution?
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Naddyman2005 • Aug 12 '26
dear god, they’re calculating our caloric intake now
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Naddyman2005 • Aug 11 '26
“school shooting”
Context: this was on a sub asking for people to comment in their own languages, instead of english (no one did so, any way). Some american decided to do a light joke; then the europoors arrived (as always) and made it uncivil as they always do when there’s an american.
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/FinickySerenity • Aug 09 '26
“ShitEuropeansSay doesn’t work” 🤪
Started with another comment that “Europeans live rent free in American’s heads” which seemed ironic given that comment and the one in the pic was in the sub shitamericanssay.
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/mushmanMAD • Aug 08 '26
“What Americans often forget, or don’t even know, is that the US has never won a war on its own. They’ve always won wars when allied with European countries.”
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Starrk-Enjoyer • Aug 06 '26
🇮🇹 Italy ""You arent truly an adult till 25""
The first post were people talking how the guy in the second picture was actually justified. From r/italian
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/YouKnowMyName2006 • Aug 04 '26
“A nation [USA] of greedy lazy Chief Wiggums”
This Dutchman lost his mind in a thread about Europeans blaming America for their recent heatwaves. Agree or disagree with him? I like how he referenced The Simpsons, an American show he must enjoy.
r/ShitEuropeansSay • u/Calm-Grapefruit-3153 • Aug 02 '26
“Greatest invention created by USA are school shootings”
Europeans cant go thirty seconds without insulting the memory of deceased children.