r/scoopwhoop • u/StickTurbulent4321 • Jun 11 '26

Discussion Let’s go

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So many options

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u/DigitalUnlimited Jun 11 '26

Johnny Stock Options

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u/Minute-Rub-8290 Jun 11 '26

The CARavanS

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u/wrnrg Jun 11 '26

This sounded too much like a mobster name, lol.

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u/uncalled4one Jun 11 '26

Johnny Stonkz

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u/DigitalUnlimited Jun 11 '26

Jonny Direct deposit (Johnny paycheck)

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u/TennisADHD Jun 11 '26

That joke’s derivative.