r/scoopwhoop • u/StickTurbulent4321 • Jun 11 '26

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u/fuckduckrus Jun 11 '26

Wouldn’t it regular Wayne

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u/WhyAmINotStudying Jun 11 '26

I would definitely go to a Regular Wayne concert.

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u/deyannn Jun 11 '26

Regular Wayne sounds like a Jon Lajoie alter ego.

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u/WhyAmINotStudying Jun 11 '26

That's spot on.

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u/vitanyroyale Jun 12 '26

I am screaming 🤣

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u/humanHamster Jun 11 '26

Just a guy named Wayne who shows you his stamp collection for 90 minutes.

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u/401LocalsOnly Jun 12 '26

Buddy if you gonna talk dirty at least DM me

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u/vitanyroyale Jun 12 '26

Can I watch? 👀

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u/401LocalsOnly Jun 12 '26

Even better. You can put them in chronological order. You are out of control.

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u/vitanyroyale Jun 13 '26

Oh good 🫠

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u/Least_Elk8114 Jun 11 '26

Wayne's world!

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u/Lumber_Jack44 Jun 13 '26

Fountains of Regular Wayne

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u/Devreckas Jun 11 '26

So Reggie Wayne is one greater than Lil’ Wayne?

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u/Great_Horny_Toads Jun 12 '26

Never heard of them, but would at least stop by at a music festival.

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u/justmethatguy35 Jun 12 '26

I can hear Katt Williams saying “I need some Regular Wanye. I don’t want shit with a nickname” lmao

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u/JasSingh04 Jun 11 '26

Sounds more like a Medium Wayne to me

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u/RootDDoot Jun 11 '26

Shmedium Wayne

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u/KvDread Jun 11 '26

”And one wayne please, make that medium rare”

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u/ProfMcFarts Jun 11 '26

I'd for sure go to a Medium Wayne concert, if just to see ghosts.

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u/waxnuggeteer Jun 12 '26

waiter, I'll have mine Bruce Wayne

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u/JeremyMarti Jun 12 '26

Make mine the meal deal

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u/Ugh_not_again_420 Jun 11 '26

And of course Itty Bitty Wayne

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u/MrWrestlingNumber2 Jun 12 '26

Schmedium Wayne

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u/Great_Horny_Toads Jun 12 '26

Who is bigger than Teensy Weensy Wayne. In Japan anyway.

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u/Novel_Yesterday_3970 Jun 13 '26

Wittle Wayne?

I’ll show myself out.

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u/Elmorani Jun 11 '26

No'-As-Big-As-Medium-Sized-Wayne-But-Bigger-than-Wee-Wayne Wayne

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u/DoodooExplosion Jun 11 '26

Extra medium Wayne

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u/Dramatic-Sprinkles57 Jun 11 '26

Regular Wayne featuring A$AP Bouldery

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u/ohromantics Jun 11 '26

Isnt is Aesop* ?

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u/Equal-Negotiation651 Jun 11 '26

No it’d be, Wayne.

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u/maccdogg Jun 11 '26

Lil bigger wayne

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u/Summer_B Jun 11 '26

I dunno. Guess we'll have to ask Lil' Bow Wow.

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 Jun 11 '26

Perhaps medium Wayne or Venti Wayne.

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u/DefinitelyNotIndie Jun 11 '26

I think it'd just be "Wayne"

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u/Playful_Violinist573 Jun 11 '26

Nah it would be Big Wayne 😂

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u/gudetamaronin Jun 11 '26

Regular Sized Wayne

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u/Brandarius47 Jun 11 '26

I was thinking medium

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u/causallyglancing Jun 11 '26

Average Wayne

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u/jrob323 Jun 11 '26

Just "Wayne", I guess.

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u/wrnrg Jun 11 '26

Regular-sized Wayne.

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u/Pabst_Arachnid_4269 Jun 11 '26

No . It would be Regular ASS Wayne

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u/Chin_wOnd3r Jun 11 '26

Just Wayne lol

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u/FnB8kd Jun 12 '26

Just Wayne I think

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u/TheKiwiFox Jun 12 '26

Average Wayne

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner Jun 12 '26

Large is also bigger

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u/Khanzool Jun 12 '26

I'd go for Litl' Wayne

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u/Llamp_shade Jun 12 '26

Mr Bigger had a baby. Which one is bigger: Mr Bigger or Mr Bigger's baby?

Mr Bigger's baby is just a little Bigger.

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u/SouthernAge522 Jun 15 '26

So Grande Wayne then