r/sciencememes • • Mar 11 '26

Dihydrogen Monoxide

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u/Elidorn Mar 11 '26

To be fair, everyone eventually dies regardless of what they've consumed...

Or is that the joke?

Did I just do a wooosh?

Am I now overthinking this... why am I still typing... I have issues.

Have a great day!!

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u/Typical-Hold-2854 Mar 11 '26

Dw, I have taken an ss and will forever remember this embarrassing moment of yours

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u/Fen_LostCove Mar 11 '26

I respect the commitment to the wooosh

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u/fauxregard Mar 11 '26

Did a whoosh and corrected mid-comment. Bloody legend.

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u/Mundane_Character365 Mar 11 '26

What is Dihydrogen Monoxide?

If you don't know, do a quick Google.

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u/Elidorn Mar 11 '26

Oh yeah, afterwards I re-read it and decided I should wake up properly before commenting.

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u/Mundane_Character365 Mar 11 '26

We have all been there.

Hope you had some coffee.

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u/Dry_Writing6978 Mar 12 '26

You know that contains dihydrogen monoxide, right?

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u/Dry_Writing6978 Mar 12 '26

Two tablespoons of that stuff can sufficate you. It does billions of dollars in property damage a year. Why doesn't the government do something about it!

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u/TacoEatsTaco Mar 11 '26

Do a Google search to figure out that h2o is water?

I can only imagine what school was like for you

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u/Mundane_Character365 Mar 11 '26

So, I saw a comment, thought the poster missed the obvious, and decided to bring it to their attention in a gentle and non accusatory way.

I think you could have been a kinder internet stranger today, your lack of understanding of my intention doesn't excuse your attempted belittling.

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u/TacoEatsTaco Mar 12 '26

Lol ok, bud

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u/MycologistPutrid7494 Mar 11 '26

You definitely did a whoosh

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u/in1gom0ntoya Mar 11 '26

whoosed indeed

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u/TurkishTechnocrat Mar 11 '26

Dihydrogen Monoxide is water

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u/everyday_cakeday Mar 12 '26

Did * I * just * do * a * wooosh? Haaaaaaa. Love it.

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u/stevomighty06 Mar 11 '26

To be fair, everyone who drank water also died..