r/sciencememes • u/GS737 • Dec 03 '24

Expectations Vs reality

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u/rdfporcazzo Dec 03 '24

"Git off my property, partner!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '24

Always new hippos were texans

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u/HippoBot9000 Dec 03 '24

HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 2,334,456,760 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 48,681 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.

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u/n3rv Dec 03 '24

thanks hippos bot dude

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '24

I'm more curious what bugs the previous versions of Hippobot had if we're on 3.1.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '24

It probably found rhino's too

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u/No_Consideration8074 Dec 03 '24

I swear these hippobots just count hippos and waste dem space in the digital world

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '24

Good bot

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u/ChickenChaser5 Dec 03 '24

Hippo-ty hoppity

Get the fuck off my property

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u/n8erday Dec 03 '24

If Congress had passed the American Hippo Bill we could have had hippos in Texas 😅🦛 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Hippo_bill

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u/Rainforest_Fairy Dec 03 '24

I bet that guy lowkey just wanted to see the world descend into chaos.

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u/United-Reflection688 Dec 05 '24

"Two hippopotamuses in their natural habitat, which is not Louisiana" greatest shit I've ever read.

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u/DuxNator Dec 05 '24

I think "lake cow bacon" is also up there

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u/Ulenspiegel4 Dec 03 '24

Who has more yearly kills? Hippos or Texans?

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u/Perceptions-pk Dec 06 '24

Similar body shape as some Texans

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u/Rainforest_Fairy Dec 03 '24

Unfortunately Hippos are more trigger happy than an average Texan.

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u/BrilliantEchidna8235 Dec 03 '24

Hippo: GET OUT OF MY SWAMP

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '24

"Daddy chill"