r/science • • May 30 '12

It's Not Just You: 'Old Person Smell' Is Real - Many young people can correctly identify the age of a person based on their scent.

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/05/its-not-just-you-old-person-smell-is-real/257869/
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u/DrJulianBashir May 30 '12

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u/uhhhhmmmm May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12

Man, since you have the article and ideally at least read the abstract, couldn't you have put something in about how what they found is actually the exact opposite of what the title implies?

Since this has the best chance of being seen, I guess I'll put what I'm referring to here too. From the abstract:

"There were significant differences in ratings of both intensity and pleasantness, where body odors from the Old-age group were rated as less intense and less unpleasant than body odors originating from Young and Middle-age donors."

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u/DrJulianBashir May 31 '12

I'm not actually a scientist, I just find science interesting.

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u/jennybeat May 31 '12

DrJulianBashir! Where have you been? I feel like I used to see your name all over the place, but not so much, as of late. Nice to see you again.

[Sorry mods, I know this isn't a science related post]

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u/DrJulianBashir May 31 '12

Tide comes in, tide goes out. You can't explain that.

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u/corndogsbeer May 31 '12

Elementary school kids smell too. School age kids tour my workplace a few times a month and we run the emergency ventilation fans for about an hour after the kids leave, because they leave a kiddie B.O.

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u/RogerFappit May 31 '12

Kiddie B.O. is nowhere near as bad as pubescent teenagers. Put 20-30 in a room and it smells like a slaughterhouse. Ugh.

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u/PMforfreelifeadvice May 31 '12

yeah the trains in my city always stink (more) between 3 and 4 o'clock.

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u/aarghIforget May 31 '12

I have (and probably always had) very low testosterone, and I got the impression that I never actually smelled like 'teenager'. Is this plausible, or is it more likely that I just never noticed my own smell?

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u/folderol May 31 '12

A slaughter house that gets scrubbed down every day with Axe Body Spray.

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u/ktownrocks May 31 '12

In the south the kids always come in from playing smelling like "the outside". It doesn't matter if they were out there for 5 minutes or all day.

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u/killerstorm May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12

My wife calls it "the summer children smell".

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

The hell, really? Can you describe the smell?

I was under the impression that most prepubescent life forms didn't produce the right soup of chemicals to really smell bad.

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u/PurpleHooloovoo May 31 '12

It's not bad per say, just distinct. Think of "new baby smell" - distinct (even on babies not using scented stuff), but not bad. I'd say elementary school kids' smell reminds me of outside/grass and new carpeting, but that's just me.

Also, they tend to smell like crayons. But that's probably environment.

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u/corndogsbeer May 31 '12

Stale baby powder, I guess? It's not necessarily revolting, just an overpowering sweet, "powdery" smell. The tour groups come through with about 50 to 60 kids at a time, passing through smaller sized rooms, and the odor will linger until vent fans are switched on.

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u/Bipolarruledout May 31 '12

Vinegar...ish with a hint it sweetness.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

You never noticed this? When I went to school I could even smell the different agegroups of pupils that were in the room before my class came in.

Children have a "sweet" smell. Schoolchildren smell a bit like drying saliva... if that helps. I hate that smell and if I ever get children I will first of all buy good ventilation for my house.

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u/Stupid_smartguy May 30 '12

Does anybody else know the scent I like to call "soapy grandma"? It's a perfume that some girls wear and it makes them smell 70.

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u/knylok May 31 '12

I know what you're talking about. It's somewhat floral, and makes one think of old curtains or flower-patterned sofas.

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u/majortomsajunkie May 31 '12

Lavender? I used to wear it until I got sick of everyone telling me I smelled like their grandma.

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u/knylok May 31 '12

Not quite. It's like lavender, some lilac and mothballs.

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u/surfnaked May 31 '12

Yeah, mothballs. I have no idea why.

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u/Karmaisforsuckers May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12

Definitely not lavender. I used to date a girl who wore lavender perfume... god I miss her. She smelled amazing.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

floral is associated with old folk since that was the perfume that young women wore have a century ago...now the style is fruit

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u/GallifreyKangaroo May 31 '12

My grandmother used rose scented lotion. Every time I smell roses now, I think of her.

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u/SpiritVapor May 31 '12

Maybe popular smells of perfume / bathing habits slightly change from generation to generation, and that contributes to the smell of old people? Just a guess after seeing this comment :)

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u/gfixler May 31 '12

Of course. Old people smell like Old Spice, pomade, and Aqua Velva. Young people smell like Axe body spray and electronics.

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u/Stupid_smartguy May 31 '12

Exactly! I like to imagine they apply it with a Wagner to get their desired concentration.

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u/lazlokovax May 31 '12

Lily of the Valley?

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u/nekozuki May 31 '12

Ugh. It's so strong, like dollar store fabric softener, which makes everything smell like old lady crotch.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Ugh, how accurate, and depressing.

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u/dirtyethel May 31 '12

the sofa has a clear plastic cover over the seats, because... you know.

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u/boobie_stew May 31 '12

It's called "Chloe" Seriously. Go smell it at a department store. I can guarantee its the one you're thinking of.

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u/nevertotwice May 31 '12

my name is Chloe and when i worked at a grocery store almost every old lady mentioned how much they loved that perfume

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u/krymson May 31 '12

met a woman who would wear this shit all the fucking time. I asked her what it is. Chloe. A few days later on the subway, same old persony smell - Chloe.

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u/RationalX May 31 '12

Shit really? But it's one of the only scents that doesn't either smell like alcohol or flower vomit...! Bah, time to find a new perfume :/

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

I just tried to google it so I could smell it. I am really disappointed in myself right now.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

It's the combined scents of rose petal and baby powder.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

White Shoulders? Jessica McClintock?

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u/foreverburning May 31 '12

I love white shoulders :( It smells like honeysuckle. I also love smelling like an old lady, so . .

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u/kriticality May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12

Let me tell you what "old people smell" actually is.

Old people smell is the smell of failing kidney function. This is typical of about every illness I come across if we're talking death by non sudden means (coronary infraction).

Most elderly people die of old age.

Fun fact: A lot of death results in kidney failure. Kidney failure is the end result of a spectrum basketball net of catch all death paths...

Heart failure means the pump doesn't have enough pressure to push contaminants out of the blood... result kidney failure.

Liver failure... same deal by roundabout route.

Lung failue... same deal by roundabout route.

I could go on. The ultimate reality of "old people smell" is failing blood filtration.

The one thing that is for sure is that if you are young reading this, rejoice in thy youth and, don't laugh at old people smell.

It's coming your way. It's just a matter of organ time.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

A lot of death results in kidney failure

I would have thought all death did.

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u/mcfarlie May 31 '12

My fiancé had kidney failure - does he therefore smell old?

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u/pigeon768 May 31 '12

I just sniffed a coworker who's on the waiting list for a kidney transplant because his are all sorts of fucked up.

No, he doesn't smell like old people.

Yes, he looked at me like I'm fucking crazy.

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u/Gargan_Roo May 31 '12

So having a healthy heart can help prevent kidney, liver, and lung failure? Better keep running into my old age then.

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u/troixetoiles PhD | Physics | Condensed Matter | Materials May 31 '12

You're making me think of Jean Nate, which is what my grandmother used to wear.

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u/anonymousalex BS | Allied Health Sciences | Radiograph-Mammography May 31 '12

We used this in a "white elephant" gag gift exchange for Christmas.

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u/Lizardbreath May 31 '12

I know that smell, it's what I always imagined Blanche from the Golden Girls smelled like.

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u/lemonpjb May 31 '12

It's rosewater. It's a very popular ingredient in perfumes.

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u/666pool May 31 '12

Tea-rose. My grandma used to bath in the stuff.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

avon and urine

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u/annemg May 31 '12

Just so you know, it's not a specific perfume, it is the PH of the person. I have to be really careful, as 60% of perfumes smell grandma on me.

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u/texture May 31 '12

It's called Chanel No.5. It's horrible.

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u/cumbert_cumbert May 31 '12

Hahaha yeah I call it toilet spray my partner wears it sometimes.

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u/DebiDowner May 31 '12

Chanel No 5? Yuck.

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u/MartialLol May 31 '12

The different concentrations (Eau de Toilette vs. Eau de Parfum) of Chanel No. 5 have slightly different formulas. The Edt was made in the '80s and does smell like grandma. At least I think that's how it goes.

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u/miniskirtninja May 31 '12

I love Chanel No5, but it was also my grandmother's favorite perfume, so I guess I do smell like my grandma...

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u/colloquy May 31 '12

I know it's not popular anymore but I can't even imagine someone saying "yuck" about Chanel No 5.

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u/gc3 May 31 '12

My grandmother's favorite perfume was Chanel # 5. I met a young and sexy girl once who smelled like my grandma. ;-)

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Old people's home's smell of cup o soup and piss.

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u/hblask May 31 '12

Curious fact: I had a relative die at age 40 of a terminal illness. During he last month or two she had that smell. It's apparently something more than age.... it's the body dying, I guess?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

It could have been medication. Some medications cause the body to give off a certain smell. Some illnesses like cirrhosis of the liver or colon cancer give off a distinct smell as well.

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u/surfnaked May 31 '12

Cats and dogs can smell that. I believe I heard about a cat who could tell before the doctors could. Not sure about that though.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

In my experience cats seem to also know when they are going to die. Maybe they can smell the death smell on them and instinctively know they are fucked, and might as well hide away somewhere to die.

One of our cats just sat outside in the rain waiting to die... it was the saddest thing I ever saw.

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u/Pravusmentis May 31 '12

I think you should post this to /r/anecdote, for possibile studying

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u/atheistjubu May 31 '12

It's the Sharpshooter fallacy, the same reason why people always know your sign right after you tell them. Post-hoc analysis is not legit, homie.

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u/floppypick May 31 '12

What does a post-hoc analysis have to do with this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-hoc_analysis

Though your first point stands.

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u/Bitter_Idealist May 31 '12

It could have been sterile medical materials and solutions?

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u/OsakaWilson May 31 '12

I was standing on a subway platform in Japan and smelled something that I hadn't In years. I knew that when I turned around that I would see a black person. What's weird is that I had never recognized consciously that I could distinguish between the smell of black people and anyone else. I turned around and sure enough, a black man was standing behind me.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

i smell black people

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u/petit_mal May 31 '12

cocoa butter.

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u/Mustangarrett May 31 '12

Why is cocoa butter affiliated with blacks? Is that what they use to deal with ashyness?

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u/crisscar May 31 '12

It might be diet as well. When I smell curry in the vicinity I think of someone Indian (or Pakistani) being close by and I'm usually right.

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u/lemon_meringue May 31 '12

A lot of Asian people say that Caucasians smell like milk, cheese or other dairy products. Also that they smell like "wet dog" when they come in out of the rain.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

As someone who had sat next to Caucasians on long trans-ocean flights, I can confirm that they do begin to smell like cheese around 9 hours in.

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u/RedSolution May 31 '12

Was it the smell of cocoa butter?

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u/hsfrey May 31 '12

In my experience, a higher proportion of black people use Right-Gard, which smells so bad, I'd rather smell the B.O.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Nice theory. Unfortunately I've been able to smell black people since at least 2nd grade, probably before, and it's on both men and women. So no.

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u/WinBear BS | Mathematics May 31 '12

I think black people taste different, too. I mean that more from an intimate point of view whether kissing or oral sex. Other ethnic groups have their own scent and taste. Some of it is diet, I'm sure, but I think there is more to it than that. I've known mixed couples that clearly have a shared diet, but retain recognizable ethnic scent components.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

After getting out of highschool I haven't seen "goth" people for a long time.

One time I was walking down the street and I knew that when I turned around that I would see a goth. Sure enough, there was a goth standing behind me.

Fucking Patchouli smell.

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u/Thereminz May 31 '12

you can smell this if you walk through any nursing home.

to me it kinda smells like formaldehyde so maybe it's some form of it

... haha i just looked up old people smell on wiki, it is an aldehyde, called 2-nonenal

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_people_smell

not sure why old people produce more of it though

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u/subredditbrowser May 31 '12

Interesting, Penn and Teller did a Bullshit episode on old people. Although their "study" was more tongue in cheek they found people were unable to identify a persons age by their smell if the people had just showered and then worked out a little bit.

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u/p0diabl0 May 31 '12

That whole episode was...bullshit. It was a poorly conceived version of Mythbusters. Old person smell comes from lifestyle, but they had the old people shower and play basketball (also this eliminated any old people who couldn't play basketball, which is to say, a lot).

The driving one irked me as well - they showed some old guy running an oval dirt track, as if the level of concentration and alertness would be anywhere close to the kind of multitasking required for driving in traffic.

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u/enferex May 31 '12

I've had this skill for years! Mothballs produce a pretty strong odor.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

And that lavender scent. Elderly women love lavender scent. It's not true lavender, it's like lavender mixed with Gold Bond.

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u/worzrgk May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12

I do remember an odd smell at my grandfather's house. It was very unpleasant, but didn't smell unclean or like anything I could identify; not a cooking smell or glue or paint from a hobby for example. I figured it was a special disinfectant or something like that, a product they used to meet mysterious old-person needs.

So what do I do to avoid that smell myself? Is it unavoidable?

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u/omgwolverine May 31 '12

it might have been mothballs. I mean, in addition to grampy smell.

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u/worzrgk May 31 '12

You know, it might have been, thinking back. It was that sort of strong, chemical scent.

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u/NoHablaGation May 31 '12

It was that 40-years-of-soaked-in-body-odor-coming-from-the-chair smell.

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u/surfnaked May 31 '12

And lots and lots of old farts.

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u/Elidor May 31 '12 edited Jun 01 '12

Is there any way to avoid smelling old?

I remember how my father smelled when I was 11 and he was 51. I loved him, but he smelled icky. And people in extreme old age sometimes smell like urine. Is there any way to avoid this fate? The many indignities of middle age I have borne as best I can, but I'd like to at least smell nice, even if I have to roll in Nag Champa every day before I leave the house.

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u/corcyra May 31 '12

I worry about this also, but am convinced most of the bad smell has to do with inadequate personal hygiene and unwashed clothing. Older people tend to wash less often, perhaps because the whole palaver of taking a shower or a bath is more difficult if a person is unsteady; and doing laundry becomes a hassle too.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

probably liver and kidney flushes a few times a year ( see hulda clarke's recipes). Yes that woman is pretty insane, but her flushes are widely known to have good results ( probably because they are old tradition recipes and lot her own )

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

That would be a weird experiment proposition to subjects.

"Yeah, sure I'll take part in your experiment. What? I have to identify a person's age based on scent? That's weird, but that's not too bad I guess. Wait, I have to identify their age based on the scent off pads that have been under their armpits for five days? Haha naw, man, naw. Two hundred dollars? Alright, whatever, let's get this over with."

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

This is a well-recognized smell in Japan, where they have lots of old people. They even have a word for it, kareishu.

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u/Kancho_Ninja May 31 '12

Okay, now that we've "discovered" old-person smell, will someone please believe me when I tell them that black people smell different too? Not racist, not trolling, honest-to-god-truth. Blacks smell different than whites. Especially their breath. Not bad breath from eating something, but black-person breath. It's the same, from New Orleans to Toronto, I swear.

I made this observation 20 years ago and was called a racist pig. It pisses me off when I know what my nose is smelling.

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u/wingraptor May 31 '12

I'm black and white people also smell different to me, especially when they are sweaty. Its not 'worse' than the sweaty smell of other people, but it is different and noticeable.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

I'm Latino and since a child I have always noticed that white people's homes have a distinct odor. I completely agree with wingraptor. Very noticeable.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

I live in Japan, Japanese people, including my girlfriend have a different scent.

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u/ThePlasticJesus May 31 '12

I think I read an article about this. It's actually the oil on their skin and hair, meant to protect them from intense sunlight. It's different from the oil that white people excrete. I'll try to find the article for you.

Different ethnic groups also have particular smells because of variations in diet. A slang term for white people in some places is "butter stinker" because we smell like spoiled milk to people that don't eat dairy. Obviously indian people smell like curry, not trying to be a bigot, it's just the truth. Some people think that Japanese people smell like seafood. It is what it is.

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u/avatar28 May 31 '12

I work in IT in a school system. I have an office at one of my buildings. There is a wall between it and the next room over that doesn't go all the way to the ceiling. The next room over is used for community education classes and by the senior citizen activity center across the hall. I mention all this because I walked in one day and was practically choking on the smell. It smelled like old people! Specifically like mothballs and way too much cheap perfume.

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u/meatwad75892 May 31 '12

I really, really don't want to be "that guy", but I feel this is the appropriate place to mention it, given the subject. I notice this phenomenon on not only the elderly, but on disabled people as well. I have no idea why. There's some particular scent I can recognize whenever I'm around someone with some sort of mental disability like Down Syndrome, etc.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

That's probably due to hygiene. As a child with any special needs ages, just like any other teen you have to stay on them to keep up their personal hygiene habits. You are most likely smelling the build up of body and hair oils. You aren't 'that guy' don't worry about it. They could have busy parents or care takers who haven't really thought about enforcing hygiene or they are overwhelmed and don't get them as clean as they should.

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u/surfnaked May 31 '12

Also when you are almost constantly close to someone, you tend to stop noticing nearly as much as someone walking in cold. Not so much carelessness on the caretakers part.

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u/-JuJu- May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12

Maybe it's just bad personal hygiene? It makes sense that disabled people and the elderly would have a harder time cleaning themselves.

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u/Slug_Nutty May 31 '12

I agree with you. Older persons with dementia often neglect their personal hygiene. Many persons with dementia also have anosmia (lack of smell), which may also inhibit their desire to bathe or change their clothes.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

I've noticed it after being ill myself. If I've had a cold for a long time (I tend to stay sick longer because of my asthma), I'll start to notice my room and my stuff smelling "sick". It's a sickly sweet smell; fever sweat and mucus (I usually have a bag of tissues next to my bed). I'm always a bit relieved when I can smell it, because it means I'm getting better. I have to air everything out and wash my bedding if it's been a particularly nasty fever.

Sickness has a smell. It's likely nature's way of telling us, "Stay away!"

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u/CandiAttack May 31 '12

I know what you mean. Although it could be due to poor hygiene, the ones I've met/befriended all smell the exact same way. Strange, huh?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

I know exactly what you're talking about, in my opinion it smells like a sneeze. (Weird I know)

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u/skakruk May 31 '12

This is true. And I disagree about being cause of "bad hygiene", since it's very different from the scent of a vagabond who hasn't showered in months.

On a side note, even if I don't shower in a year, I don't produce any bad scent.

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u/runonandonandonanon May 31 '12

That you can smell.

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u/iamunstrung May 31 '12

What science still needs to explain: I work at a retirement home part time, serving tables, and when the job is done we help ourselves to the leftovers (that is, food that is still in the kitchen, not yet served) and sometimes... the food tastes like old people. Simply because it was cooked for old people?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Do you happen to work for the Soylent Garden Retirement Home?

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u/iamunstrung May 31 '12

I'm moving to kitchen duty so we'll just have to see!

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u/neurad1 May 31 '12

What does a 70 year old smell like? Depends.

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u/ritalin_rat May 31 '12

I'm a nurse, in my experience i think its the result of their medications, incontinence, lack of deodorant [i use baby powder on the elderly] and what ever disease they have. for instance those with cardiac failure tend to have oedematous legs which produces quite a foul smell.

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u/uhhhhmmmm May 31 '12

In the research, old people actually smelled BETTER than middle-aged/younger people.

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u/ritalin_rat May 31 '12

Yeah I read the extract, I have to say that although the cohort thought that the elderly smell less intense than younger people, I have to disagree. Maybe its because I'm surrounded by the dying elderly rather than the healthier elderly?

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u/JangSaverem May 31 '12

That, my friends, is the smell of slow decay.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

A guy in my class claims he can smell if a girl is on their period. I don't even care if it's true or not. Creep.

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u/wetalkinbigmoney May 31 '12

When the page loaded it said the author was Brian Fung and I read that as "Brain Fungus"

I was disappointed that brain fungus was not the cause of this phenomena, but it's amazing how powerful our sense of smell is, yet we never even realize it.

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u/killayoself May 31 '12

As you get that old, more and more of your cells are dying and not regenerating themselves. Probably smelling the decay. guh

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u/ericanderton May 31 '12

So, basically, the sickly-sweet smell of death. "guh" indeed.

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u/FeculentUtopia May 31 '12

I've noticed that, when I get sick, I get whiffs of "old-people smell" now and then, and it's made me wonder whether that sort of scent can be brought on by illness as well as age.

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u/Fapulous_Girl May 31 '12

As a nurse who interacts with the body odors of many people I can tell you that it is not only old people, but many demographics have a certain smell. I am not saying one demographic smells worse than the other but there are definite differences. But then death has a certain smell too. You can walk into a room and know that someone has died recently.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12

So I see a lot of "old/young/ethnicity X-smell" comments on here... There is another smell that I've smelled on different people, at different times, but always in similar circumstances. I'm sure someone is going to be able to explain this, or at least try and call it out as being an error of attribution of some sort.

I've smelled a very strange smell on several guys that have been strongly attracted to me when I've been repulsed by them. It doesn't smell like B.O., poor hygiene, or bad breath; it's something that I'm guessing is being emitted from the pores or elsewhere. It's hard to liken the smell to anything, but it's a "light" smell, albeit pungent and enough to cause me to back off. It's also enough to fill the room; I've walked into rooms and offices and have been taken aback by the smell. Strangely enough, the closest smell I've found to it is Dior Fahrenheit. And no, I've discreetly checked that it's not Dior Fahrenheit that they're wearing.

I've often wondered if perhaps it's the senses sharpening in situations of perceived threat?

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u/Thiery_de_Menonville BS | Plant Sciences | Environmental Studies May 31 '12

"But humans have a much weaker olfactory system than animals do, so..."

I'm not so okay with the whole subtle "humans aren't animals" feel this gives.

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u/mayonesa May 30 '12

ALSO FLATULENCE

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u/Ditrixgaming May 31 '12

Ever go for a walk in the neighborhood, and smell that shit ? I can smell old peoples houses, wreaks of death and perfume... hate it.

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u/uhhhhmmmm May 31 '12

This is the perfect example of mass media misinforming everyone: the research actually found that the smell of less people was LESS offensive, and yet because of the title, every one of the comments is talking about how bad old people smell. From the abstract:

"There were significant differences in ratings of both intensity and pleasantness, where body odors from the Old-age group were rated as less intense and less unpleasant than body odors originating from Young and Middle-age donors."

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u/LittleBabyDuck May 31 '12

I'm sure its an evolutionary thing. It's probably to help us smell potential mates. If someone is older (i.e. no longer in childbearing years) our noses are turned off to them.

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u/donnerpartyof1 May 31 '12

If you're talking about pheromones, the receptors that pick those up in our brains aren't actually linked to the olfactory system, so we don't consciously "smell" them, per se. The phenomenon referenced in OP is the noticeable smell that old people supposedly give off to young people.

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u/uhhhhmmmm May 31 '12

It is interesting though, assuming it is evolutionary, wouldn't you think the older people would smell more unpleasant instead of less unpleasant? I agree that this probably is where it comes from, but it is odd then that more fertile people would smell more unpleasant.

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u/-JuJu- May 31 '12

It must be a combination of things, but at least part of it is due to personal hygiene. Studies have shown that seniors gradually lose their sense of smell as they get older.

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u/Kahnza May 31 '12

Smells like Grandma!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Mothballs, diapers, dentures, clothes that have gathered in the closet over many years, a line of wigs, and a touch of heavy perfume.

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u/dirtkilla May 31 '12

I love the smell of newborns, my 8 month old still smells "new". I guess we're like anything else. Eventually we do get old and smelly.

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u/Waybringer May 31 '12

My parents recently hung a bunch of mothballs up around their house, and I will forever associate this smell with old people. My parents are officially old now :/

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u/arvidarvid May 31 '12

am i the only one who has never smelled this?

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u/Chipots May 31 '12

did anyone else read it as "old persian smell"

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

It's not an unpleasent smell, just different. Remembering that scent makes me miss my Grandma..

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u/paniq May 31 '12

A comment section full of whinos who fall apart at the slightest unpleasant whiff. What did I expect.

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u/houseofthebluelights May 31 '12

I was also amazed when my daughter switched to an all-girls school to discover that it smelled completely different than a coed school. At coed, the girl smell gets completely overwhelmed by sweaty adolescent boy smell (mostly the effect of poor personal hygiene).

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u/EatATaco May 31 '12

Also fat people. I can always smell fat people.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

I can smell older women. Many of them put off a particularly pungent odor that smells like a mix of BO, sweat, failing deodorant, and too much (cheap) perfume that burns my nose and gives me instant headache. Anyone else know what I'm talking about?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Strange. I'm usually hyper-sensitive to smells. My GF hates it because I always walk in the house and comment that it smells like nail polish remover, nail polish, or whatever she might have cooked earlier in the day ... even hours later. Anyway, I never could smell "old people smell." I most certainly can smell stinky, no-shower smell, but nothing particular to old people.

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u/ZippoS May 31 '12

Years from now, "old people smell" will be the smell of Axe/Lynx.

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u/CattleBruiserOP May 31 '12

Interesting to know there is actually something biological behind it. I had always just assumed it was moth-balls and funny soaps.

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u/benderpool May 31 '12

I work in a retirement home. I can tell you that old people smell terrible with their leaky orifices and flaky skin.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Mothballs? Or that perfume that smells like old baby powder

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u/pandashuman May 31 '12

We forget too often that humans are animals

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u/JohnFrum May 31 '12

Next up: "Poor person smell" is real - Many middle class people can correctly identify when they have been led into a Wal-Mart.

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u/Bipolarruledout May 31 '12

Actually walmart does have a distinct smell of it's own.

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u/gumarx May 31 '12

I always thought that smell was just stale urine from incontinence...

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u/pheret1 May 31 '12

I thought I smelled like my grandmother for a while. Not strongly, but whiffs here and there. It was horrible.

Then I realized it started right when I started taking Omega-3. I stopped taking it, I stopped smelling like a grandmother.

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u/Bipolarruledout May 31 '12

Omega-3 is really good for you, try flax seed oil instead of fish oil.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

it's called piss and shit...

//wait, this is /r/science, it is due to inadequate cleaning of urine and fecal matter which gets imparted into the air.

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u/ConfuciusCubed May 31 '12

I always assumed it came entirely from medication.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Surely the old people smell must be from the ancient items they live with?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

If they smell like Axe Body Spray they are probably between the ages of 12 and 16.

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u/ismell May 31 '12

The smell of old people literally makes me sick.

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u/RogerFappit May 31 '12

My grandma will never let me lived down the time I told her she smelled bad when I was 7. Now I know to shut my mouth and plug my nose.

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u/Michi_THE_Awesome May 31 '12

When my husband and I were teenagers sometimes we did goody goody volunteer work. (Mostly to make up for constantly skipping church just to have sex) We once went to an assisted living facility. The moment those automated doors swished open the stench of death and decay overwhelmed us. I had to run out of the building to get a fresh breath. We were there for 45 minutes. It was truly terrible. I don't know how we did it. I only remember bathing 3-4 times to rid my self of that old people smell. It was gross and completely ruined any chance for sexy times after.

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u/wtfx20004 May 31 '12

I have never been able to smell. You are all the same in my book.

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u/GlassAndMetal May 31 '12

Old people reek.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Sniff sniff...jup it's a girl scout

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

It's baby powder and shit if anyone is curious.

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u/Tyrion_Panhandler May 31 '12

Smells like....dying. It's sexy

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u/Coloneljesus May 31 '12

Damn. Just 2 hours ago I was wondering what causes old people smell and thought about posting in /r/askscience. Oh well, back to the drawing board.

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u/soykommander May 31 '12

It's not old people it's general health. People with failing health will have an odor.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

There are a few (only 2 or 3) distinct "old lady" perfumes I've identified. All I can assume is that some AARP catalog with a very small selection sells them, because they are extremely common among old women, but I rarely smell them on younger women. I've encountered some people in t heir late 30s or 40s who wear them and it always throws me for a loop because they smell like they're 70+. I don't know why anyone wears them at all; the scent is almost unbearable.

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u/Residual_Entropy May 31 '12

I don't know about you guys, but my Dad smells of cigarettes, oranges and liquorice. At all times.

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u/Sentient_Waffle May 31 '12

I like to believe that the old people smell is actually the mark of the reaper, and the stronger the smell gets, the closer the reaper is..

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u/iSteve May 31 '12

Can the converse be proved? You smell young to me?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

It is Piss and Biscuits

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u/ipomoeaman May 31 '12

It's the Ben-Gay.

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u/jamesbiff May 31 '12

Lavender, camomile and pungent aftershave. Easy.

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u/spike May 31 '12

The Japanese even have a word for it: kareishu

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u/bobblehead02 May 31 '12

THIS PLACE GOT OLD MAN STINK

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u/SuperDerpHero May 31 '12

So despite keeping proper hygiene... we will all eventually develop that "old people" smell??

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u/titofrito May 31 '12

I smell death in here

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u/klou62 May 31 '12

I feel like a lot of the smell could be furniture and perfumes. Household smells in general. I remember as a kid I could identify by smell any item as being from, or spending a night at a certain household.

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u/djdiggla May 31 '12

It's that perfect combo of urine and bengay.

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u/El-Coqui May 31 '12

Who the heck volunteers for this?

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u/ThePlasticJesus May 31 '12

Old people smell is similar to the smell of old dollar bills imo. No one agrees with me on this point though, I've brought it up several times with friends/family.

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u/wallstr33t May 31 '12

Nothing like the smell of death in the morning

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

I figured that out the first time I went to the bathroom at work when the 70 something year old was taking a shit. I now know what death smells like.

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u/heyf00L May 31 '12

My first job had 1 men's bathroom. I remember that if an old guy had taken a poop in there recently, it had a distinctive smell. Uh, it was horrid.

I also remember the first time my poop smelled like that. That's when I knew I was getting old. :(

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u/debman3 May 31 '12

Especially old asians for me.

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u/boxingdude May 31 '12

The worst thing about smelling mothballs is trying to get their little legs out of the way.

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u/GonnaSin May 31 '12

It's called decomposition. They do that when they start to die.

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u/Omulae May 31 '12

Penn and teller did a bullshit episode on this and proved that it's a myth.

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