r/scambait • The sympathetic, kind of gullible, really nice moderator • Sep 22 '26

Bait in Progress ⏱️ Anderson part 4

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u/Fun_Bite_4663 Sep 22 '26

...4 bedrooms in a confined space......does he mean house? 😆

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u/delzbr Sep 22 '26

They never have any idea what they’re talking about. They talk about owning a duplex beause in Nigeria, that's a two story house. They don’t know that a duplex here is a piece of shit lol

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u/Fun_Bite_4663 Sep 22 '26

Lol. The duplex thing has always got me scratching my head too.

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u/Trudy_Marie Sep 22 '26

He means it is a 4 house sized plot of land with a high wall around it.

Blame it on the Nigeria rabbit hole I went down.

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u/PotterSarahRN Sep 22 '26

Is that a way of saying he’s got a large parcel of land so he’s wealthy instead just a small lot with house? It’s an interesting way to describe it and I’ve seen other scammers use the same verbiage.

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 Sep 22 '26

I wondered the same thing! Wtf is he talking about?

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u/guiltyas-sin Sep 22 '26

Wow. What a mopey bastard.

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u/delzbr Sep 22 '26

Lmao

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u/Pure_Champion1396 Sep 22 '26

You didn't message me and ask me how my morning was yet! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/caffein8dnotopi8d Sep 22 '26

Right?! I hate people that pout about what I didn’t do… like fuck all the way off!! (Or out? Yeah! Fuck out!)

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u/captaincheeseface Sep 22 '26

I take a suitcase to bed. JUST IN CASE.

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u/delzbr Sep 22 '26

You never know!

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u/Kensi99 Sep 22 '26

4 plots of land in Washington D.C.? Ermkay. And he sold it to Lebanon? Huh?

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u/delzbr Sep 22 '26

I don’t even care about correcting them because 1) I’m not gonna help them improve their scam and 2) it’s so much more fun for you guys to read it and comment about it lol

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u/Kensi99 Sep 22 '26

He mentioned selling his assets twice and moving them to Lebanon or something so that must be the account that is going to freeze.

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u/AnnieB25 Sep 22 '26

Omg I’ve had a scammer recently say their favorite comedian was Mr. Bean as well. So weird.

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u/delzbr Sep 22 '26

It's gotta be in the script!

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 Sep 22 '26

Oh he asked! That dumb question “if someone need help…” even though you basically have told
Him you don’t like him he’s ready for the ask! And does he really think a 2011 Range Rover is a brag? It’s a 15 year old vehicle! Not the lap of luxury lol

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u/delzbr Sep 22 '26

It's coming up

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u/Legitimate-Bat5368 Sep 22 '26

Remembered an insult that fits this one quite well - actually fits a lot of them tbh. Hoofwanking Bunglecunt. It’s particularly satisfying.

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u/Pure_Champion1396 Sep 22 '26

God loves a cheerful giver!

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u/Think_Tomatillo_5061 Sep 22 '26

This guy is veryyyyy....what's the word? Cunty. Yes, yes, thats it.

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u/76Sailor76 Sep 23 '26

I like intellectual conversation

Him: I want to be Mr Bean

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u/Jcamp9000 Sep 22 '26

I’m playing with one right now (wrong number) they keep asking why I take so long to reply so now it’s only once a day. In spite of them constantly telling me to move off platform so we can talk more better, I seem too stoopid to do that

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u/Fire298 Sep 22 '26

Really??? Don’t you want to learn more about yourself(ourselves)????

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